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Discussion in 'On the Web' started by Warldorf, Feb 3, 2012.

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The question is, What is a Mahna Mahna?

  1. A song sang by two Snowths and a lion-type creature

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  2. The question is, Who cares? DOH HO HO!

    72.0%

  1. CountFan1998

    CountFan1998 Active Member

    (Beaker :eek: has his finger stuck in an electrical socket)
    :boo:: Watt's up with Beaker?
    :sleep:: I don't know, but he's sure got an electric personality!
    :boo::'Wire' we still talking?
    :sleep:: We better pull the plug on this discussion!
    :boo:: It's not very current anyway!
    :sleep:: Oh, I'm about ready to short circuit!
    :boo:: Socket to me!
    :sleep:: Aren't we re-volt-ing?
    :boo:: Enough of those jokes, and we'll be charged with assault and batteries!
    DOHOHOHOHOHO!
  2. beakerboy12

    beakerboy12 Well-Known Member

    Statler: Why did the giant chicken cross the road?
    Waldorf: I don't know. Why?
    Statler: So it could scare the hecklers.
    Waldorf: Wait, what?
    Giant :cluck:: Ba-gawk!!!
    Statler & Waldorf: Aaaahhhh!!!!!
  3. tutter_fan

    tutter_fan Well-Known Member

    :sleep:: Hey, I wondered what happened to Scooter!
    :boo:: Maybe he went to GO-FER something!
    DO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!!
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  4. Cal

    Cal New Member

    :sleep:: So this new Muppet film's got some great reviews.
    :boo:: Yeah. Didn't know blindness AND deafness effected so many movie critics!
    DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

    :sleep::You know, I always thought Muppet Treasure Island had a good, strong moral.
    :boo:: Which was?
    :sleep:: It taught kids that the real treasure isn't gold doubloons in a chest, it's something else.
    :boo:: And what's that?
    :sleep:: Tickets for a different movie!
    DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
  5. Warldorf

    Warldorf Active Member

    Great job everyone! Keep up the good work! Unless it's a Muppet posting, because then there is no good job! DOH HO HO!
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  6. muppetlover123

    muppetlover123 Well-Known Member

    :boo: you know waldorf this movie isnt half bad
    :sleep: realy then what is it
    :boo: its all bad
    :boo::sleep: DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
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  7. meepmuppaphones

    meepmuppaphones Active Member

    :sleep:Why do ya think Tex Richman wanted to drill for oil quick? Couldn't he just wait?
    :boo:He doesn't want the Muppets to taint the oil!

    DOHOHOHOHOHO!
  8. meepmuppaphones

    meepmuppaphones Active Member

    :sleep:The Muppets did exceptional on their movie!
    :boo:Exceptionally horrible!
    DOHOHOHOHO!
  9. meepmuppaphones

    meepmuppaphones Active Member

    :boo:I think I'll turn on the "Muppet Show" at night!
    :sleep: Why?
    :boo: To repel the bedbugs!

    DOHOHOHO!

    :sleep:Although, it just isn't right to say it's good for repelling insects.
    :boo:Really?
    :sleep:It isn't good for anything!

    DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHO!
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  10. meepmuppaphones

    meepmuppaphones Active Member

    :fishy:It's my boomerang fish act!
    :sleep:Lew, do you know what Ben Franklin said?
    :boo:"Fish and visitors stink after three days!"
    :fishy:But this sole and this snapper are NEW!
    :sleep:Well, the snapper isn't very snappy.
    :boo:And the sole isn't any better than the one on my shoe!

    DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
  11. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    That pig has loads of talent in just her little pinkie finger!

    Yeah, too bad the rest of her's not good for anything!

    DOH HO HO HO!!!
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  12. meepmuppaphones

    meepmuppaphones Active Member

    :sleep:If Uncle Deadly's an uncle, who's his nephew?
    :boo:Sal Minella!
    :sleep:Wha?
    :boo:He's a monkey's uncle all right!

    DOHOHOHOHO!
    mo likes this.
  13. rowlfy662

    rowlfy662 Active Member

    :sleep: i have heard the muppets dvd is being bought up

    :boo: whos buying it

    :sleep: the garbage men

    :sleep::boo: dohohohohohoho
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  14. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    :boo:: You ever notice how the audience claps loudest at the end of the show?

    :sleep:: Yeah, because they're happy the show's over!

    DOH HO HO HO HO!!!
    mo likes this.
  15. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    :sleep:: This show is good for what ails me.

    :boo:: What's that?

    :sleep:: Insomnia.
    mo likes this.
  16. mo

    mo Well-Known Member

    wha?
  17. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    Insomnia is a disease, in which you cannot sleep.
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  18. mo

    mo Well-Known Member

    oh...now I get it! that is funny!...:o


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