Kelly (looking at computer): O ... M ... G ... 2014 is now my most favorite year. Cotterpin (mumbling in her sleep): MMMmmm ... if it doesn't suck ... Wrench (glances at computer): Who's that? Kelly (gets excited and jumps up and down): It's Angelina Jolie as Maleficent! How is that not absolutely awesome? I mean, she's not green, but gosh DANG she looks perfect! The movie is going to say why she gave a rat's behind about some birthday party. There's only one thing this movie could do to make it absolutely, positively, most awesomely epic perfect! Wrench: What's that? Cotterin (throws a pillow at them): Hadesshipping! Now either go to work or go back to bed!