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Hensonville City 2011

Discussion in 'Games' started by The Count, Jan 11, 2011.

  1. LinkiePie<3 Well-Known Member

    Angie: Oh, goody! We would love to come, Ed! Maybe, Johnny can sing the National Anthem before we begin the festivities! 8D

    Johnny Fiama: *looks at Angie over magazine* Say what?...

    Link Hogthrob: Fine, but promise me, Ed that you're not going to serve a single bacon burger, or any type of food related to my kind...

    Annie Sue: Oh, Link... I'm sure there will be plenty of food and goods to feast on that are not our kind. <3
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  2. The Count Moderator

    Sure, come on down Angie, we got a stage if Johnny wants to sing, he can.

    Er, you should listen to Annie Sue there Link. If we started eliminating food because of the clientel coming in, we'd have to close the doors to the club going out of business. Now you don't want that do you? Putting a fair businessman out of business? And today, on the 4th of July? No, please, don't ask me to do that. But come, I think Anton at the bar can get you a good glass of swill.

    Junie: Oh Mr. Castle, Mr. Castle!
    Me: Yes Junie?
    Junie: This just came for you here, at the club, from Mr. Hulteen Jr., care of The Muppet Mindset WMW.
    Me: Oh, that'll be this week's cardlike portrait for the club's Wall of Muppet Fame. Thanks Junie.
    Junie: You're welcome sir. *Flutters off to another table.

    So, who's it this time?
    UD: *Opening the envelope, removing the image, Mmm, I think Kris will be quite pleased.
    You mean...
    UD: Yes, it's... The Newsman.
    :batty: Ah, that makes one hundred and sewen, ve're only one avay from finishing Series 9.
    *Puts the portrait up on the Wall of Muppet Fame's current ninth row, next to Sherlock Hemlock and just beneath Roosevelt Franklin.
  3. LinkiePie<3 Well-Known Member

    Angie: Awesome! Thank you, Ed! 8D Whee! *dashes to the food*

    Annie Sue: Ed is right, Link, don't be rude, and enjoy the party. >:C

    Link Hogthrob: *serves himself a glass of swill* What did you say, my dear? Oh, and can you fetch me a hot dog?

    Annie Sue: *grunts, gets Link his dog* -_-

    Johnny Fiama: Ed, to be honest, business would be fair if you eliminate the pig. *points to Link, and vaguely chuckles*

    Link Hogthrob: *glances to Johnny, then shrugs* *sips his swill casually, and winks at Annie Sue*

    Annie Sue: Hmmph... -_-
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  4. The Count Moderator

    *Shrugs, it's okay Johnny, forget about it.
    *Yolanda passes by with a tray of corn sticks and fingerling fries around the room.
  5. Ruahnna Well-Known Member

    (several hours earlier)
    Ru: Okay--Blackberry pie--check!
    Kermit: Candied gnats! And, er, candied nuts, too--check!
    Fozzie: Um, banana pudding--check!
    Piggy: Bikini--check!
    Ru: Piggy--you're supposed to bring something for everyone else to enjoy!
    Piggy: (blue eyes wide) Moi is bringing something everyone else will enjoy.
    Kermit: Um, yeah. What she said.
    Fozzie: What the frog said.
    Ru: (sighing) I can see I'm out-voted. Let's find the rest of the gang and enjoy Independence Day!
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  6. The Count Moderator

    *Down at the club...

    Ed swizels the straw in his drinking glass, smiling over childhood memories from days gone past.
    (Yes, like one of the earliest KG chapters said, "Good Remembering").
    :batty: smiles at hearing some of the distant thunderlike rumblings, remnants of the earlier storm.
    Uncle D checks his watch, midnight looming and the fireworks about to go off.
    :crazy: giggling, Crazy Harry play with pyrotechnics.
    The party's moved to the outdoor seating area so we can view the rockets' red and white and blue glares in the night sky.
  7. Ruahnna Well-Known Member

    It is warm but mild outside and there is a breeze. Fozzie and Ru sit on one blanket, and Kermit and Piggy sit on another one. Fireworks are exploding overhead and the couples sit close. Ru shivers and Fozzie puts his arm around her shoulders.
    Fozzie: It's the noise, right?
    Ru: (wincing) Yeah--I like the sights but not the sounds. I've never been a fan of loud, unexpected noises.
    Fozzie: (deadpan) And yet you room with Piggy.
    Ru: (laughing) Fozzie--did you just make a joke?
    Fozzie: Who, me? (wiggles his ears) Um, I don't mind the noise so much--it's the marshmallow toasting that makes me nervous.
    Ru: Whatever for, Fozzie?
    Fozzie: It's hard to get them just right. Sometimes one side is underdone. Sometimes they catch on fire. (sighs) It's too much pressure for me to enjoy myself.
    Ru: You should do what I do--set them on fire and eat them all black with a gooey white inside.
    Fozzie: (pointing) Speaking of gooey insides.... (Ru looks where he is pointing and sees Kermit and Piggy kissing, eyes closed, oblivious to the fireworks above.) They're missing the fireworks.
    Ru: (smiling and leaning against Fozzie's fuzzy shoulder) Maybe not. (snuggles in) Here--if I lean against you I don't jump so much when the loud ones go off.
    Fozzie: Sure, Ru. (puts other arm around her) That's what friends are for.
  8. The Count Moderator

    We sure had a good time last night with the crowd that showed up.
    *Leaves a white choc/macadamia cookie for :insatiable: at Apt 3, deciding to hand Beth the rest so he doesn't gobble them all by mistake.
  9. newsmanfan Well-Known Member

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    :news: *knocking on door to apt 7*

    Rhonda: So what'd we get the birthday bird again? I forget.

    :news: Ahem. It's, uh...a boxed VHS set of all of Wayne and Wanda's best performances.

    Rhonda: I didn't know they had that many. Aren't those all already on the Muppet Show dvds?

    :news: Er...I...I think these were all the untelevised ones. See, it says: "Scraped off the cutting-room floor, thrown in the incinerator, rescued at the last minute by Wayne before the flame-on button nearly reduced him to crispy ashes."

    Rhonda: Uh. Huh.

    :news: It was very difficult to find! Kris had to outbid some guy on ebay for it!

    Rhonda: Goldie...that was WAYNE.
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  10. The Count Moderator

    *Is in rapture at the newest double chapter. And I haven't even gotten to reply to the big 4-0 yet. But I'll say this much, the only reason those books are stacked like that is so noone gets to the true treasure, the Books of Ascention Volumes 1 through 5.
    UD: Are those all?
    Well, it's what Willow was able to get before she had to run from Eleanor.
    UD: My Ellie?!
    No, Eleanor Twitty, the library ghost who fell in love with Azetlor the Collector.
    :batty: How do you know so much of this stuff?
    It comes with the territory. After all, I did earn that Master of the Muppet Underworld title the forums wouldn't let me keep here.
  11. newsmanfan Well-Known Member

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    :news: ERK! *frantically rebuilding pillow fort*

    Uh...Newsie...I think he's speaking symbolically. He's not REALLY an underlord. *crossing fingers* Least I hope not...

    Rhonda: Ya missed a chink. I can see right between those two couch cushions.

    Don't egg him on, rat. Whoops -- *eggs splat from nowhere* Sorry! Sorry!

    Rhonda: Eeeeeeyuck! THANK you so FROGGIN' much, miss high-and-mighty author dweeb! I JUST got this perm yesterday!! Hmf! *one angry rat stomps off to shower*

    Newsie? Sweetie? You okay?

    :news: *muffled* S'okay...I think the pillows took most of the impact...ungh...

    Here...let me pull some of those off you...

    :news: *emerging somewhat egged* Bluck. I don't eat these, you know...disrespectful...Camilla is a fine woman, and after that discussion on veganism she and I had the one day, I just can't bring myself to ever...of course, she eats bugs, too, but I guess that's okay, I mean, Kermit does that, and... *doubletake* Did you just call me SWEETIE?

    Uhhhhhhhmmmmm...
    I think the pool's open. Isn't the pool open? I should get some laps in.
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  12. The Count Moderator

    That reminds me... Should we open the pools again? I know Red's the one who's in charge of their maintenance... But since only a mod's key can open up certain locations in town... If enough people are interested, I'd definitely consider reopening them.
  13. newsmanfan Well-Known Member

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    It's summer! Heck yeah! Come on...I'll make key lime cookies for you...

    Rhonda: As long as there's a place to sunbathe, I'll be fine.

    :news: Can we have pool noodles? I...I can't really go in the deep end without one...
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  14. The Count Moderator

    Pool noodles? You mean innertubes? Or some type of floatation boards? If that's what you mean, we're stocked up as I can't go in the deep end without them either.
    The crystal dome over the place allows for sunshine and no exterior weather ruining the fun, with enough clean air... Unless you get close to the area where :hungry: sets up the grills.

    *Glad to have the next few oneshots lined up.
    Now to finish up one of my critters.
    :batty: Are you sure of 247 for Arachne?
    Well, it's not a 5 or an 8, but remember, we're trying to build up the tableau and random assignments are what we're using to do just that.
    :batty: Okay. Do you have vhat you need for Argus?
    No... Would like to know if he has nose and mouth and ears... And if so, how they fit onto his head given the multitude of eyes he has... But we can discuss that later.
  15. WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Spamela: Eep! We have visitors!

    Zoot: -answers door- ...?
    -realizes that Newsie's standing there and starts to close it-

    Spamela: Zoot!

    Zoot: What?

    Spamela: -hip-bumps him out of the way-
    Hi guys! What's in the box?
  16. The Count Moderator

    Just opened up the pools again, hope the people here take advantage of the opportunity.
  17. Katzi428 Well-Known Member

    a fin is approaching us in the pool
    Prairie screaming: SHAR.. she calms down..Wait...there's no sharks in the pool ! I think I know who it is!
    Hector : So do I picking up the alleged "shark " who's Robin with a shark fin on his back OK Jaws...into the deep end ya go tossing Robin towards the 8 foot end
    Robin after he surfaces Hey! Was THAT nice?
    No..but neither was making people think there was a shark in the pool , smarty frog!
    Robin: But what if I couldn't swim?
    Hector: Oh..I knew you could swim! Don't give me that!
  18. The Count Moderator

    Hmm, wonder if Kathy knows the Hensonville Swimming Pools are located near the main townhouse. Oh well, she'll figure it out. Hope more people start showing up, thas why I opened the place, for some summer fun.
  19. Skeeter Muppet Active Member

    Kim: Don't worry, Ed, we know. It just takes some of us longer to get ready than others. [looks pointedly at her flatmates]
    Boober: You'll thank me when we're not all sunburned.
    Kim: [dryly] I'm sure we will, Boober.

    -Kim
  20. The Count Moderator

    *In :) voice: Oh good. I trust you got the calendar updates I sent everybody this morning.
    So feel free and crash at the pools when ready.

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