Hensonville City 2011

Yep..I knew. I just wanted to make sure the pools were open before I posted what I did.

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Hey Spamela. It's a late birthday gift for Sam; hope he likes.

Rhonda: Hope the rest of you wear protective earpieces and UV goggles. Wayne on film is not to be taken lightly.

*is trooping down to the pool for the afternoon, well-prepared, zinc coating his whole nose, sunglasses, beach towel, pool noodles and swim mask*
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Wayne sits in an easy chair, reading a magazine; loud crash as a suitcase flies through the window.

Wayne: *stands* What the--

Stanley Weasel climbs in through window; does a double-take when he sees Wayne.

Stanley: Ya got cheap windows.

Wayne: Who...who are you?

Stanley: I ain't the Tooth Fairy.

Floyd enters.

Floyd: Stan! You made it!

Floyd and Stanley do a secret handshake.

Wayne: You know this vandal?

Stanley: *moves to Wayne* What did ya call me?

Wayne: ...nice hat...?

Floyd: *laughs*

Stanley: I'm gonna keep an eye on ya, high-pants.

Floyd: *laughs* C'mon, man. I'll show you to your room.

Stanley glares at Wayne, giving him the "I'm watching you" look; picks up suitcase and follows Floyd out; Wayne stares at broken window.

Robin comes into the room where Hector and I are Guess what I just found out?

Hector teasingly They're not making candied flies anymore!
Robin: No! Nothing THAT bad! In fifth grade science they're gonna start teachin' the periodic table. I heard it's really tough!


looking at Hector They're teaching the periodic table ? In fifth grade?
Hector: Well..how do I put this without you getting mad? Let me just say that between the time you were in fifth grade and now, kids are more advanced. putting up hands to defend himself

laughing Will you put your hands down?It's not like you were taking pot shots at my age! Besides YOU'RE older than ME remember?

Hector exaggerated sigh If I must.

Robin:Can you help me remember some of the periodic table signs?
But Robin..you don't go back to school for another month and a half!
Robin: Mr. Rodriguez gesturing towards Hector will be too busy to help when school starts.
Hector: Ahhh..I see! Because I'm dating your mom you can get hints as far as what's coming right buddy?

Robin:Well..he looks embarrassed...you didn't tell me about the periodic tables bein' in fifth grade science.
Hector: You're right,Robin. I was kidding you anyway. Now here's a fun way to remember gold. The symbol for gold is "Au" .So picture some sneaky looking guy coming up to you on the street and saying he taps Robin on the shoulder and says in a sneaky voice "A U...want some gold?"

Robin doubles over laughing: I love it! Do you have one, Mom?

Actually my one for gold was if someone stole your gold you yell after them "A U! Give me back my gold!" But I like Mr. Rodriguez's one better.
Hector: Why thank you! And to think science was my worst subject in school! But anyway...he stands to leave I have a dentist appointment in the morning.So I need to go.

Robin:Thanks for your help Mr. Rodriguez.
Hector: Robin....tell you what. When we're in school it's Mr. Rodriguez but ONLY around here it's "Hector" OK?
Robin:Gotcha.Thanks Hector.

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Chemistry...hmmm. That reminds me. I may advertise for some new roomies.

Rhonda: Getting tired of the Plaid Avenger already?

Hardly. However... *nods at the ceiling fan, where two raggy things are yipping as they swoosh around hanging off the blades* I could use less noise.

Rhonda: Gotcha...um. Whom were you considering trying to attract?

Well...I've always had a predilection for mad scientists...

Rhonda: I hope that ain't contagious.
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Ernie: Susie, you can come out from under your blanket now, Friday the 13th is over now.

Susie: *peeks out from under her blanket* It's safe?

Bert: It's safe Susie, well, as long as Ellie doesn't get one of her ideas...

Ellie: Someone call my name? *is holding a big batch of pool supplies*

Bert: *sighs*

Susie: *puts her blanket away to use next time she should be worried because of superstitions, she's wearing a garlic chain, a big number 7, and a chain of 4-leafed clovers*

Ernie: I smell pizza...

Ellie: I think that's Susie's garlic...any how, I got us a bunch of awesome pool stuff and I say we go and play some Marco Polo only everyone gets a one of these pool noodles and...

Bert: I don't like where this is going...

Spamela: -fixing up a tray of brownies-

Zoot: ... -reaches for some-

Spamela: No! -pulls the plate away-
They're for Walter and his roommates!

Zoot: ...can't I have, uh, one?

Spamela: -shakes head-

Zoot: Lame...

Blind Pew: -pokes head in-
What eez zat zmell? Eet's...

Spamela: Yummy? :3

Blind Pew: Non! Vile!

Spamela: Then it's probably Zoot.

Zoot: >_>

Blind Pew: Non, eet's zhose brownies! Ugh! Chocolate...

Spamela: You...you don't like chocolate?

Blind Pew: Nevair have and nevair will!

Zoot: ...

Wayne: I don't like that weasel.

Wanda: Then don't pay attention to him.

Wayne: That's kind of hard when he's screaming song lyrics in your face.

Floyd: What's that smell?

Wanda looks at Wayne.

Wayne: What?

Floyd: *laughs* Naw, it ain't him, mama. It smells like chocolate.

Stanley and Walter enter.

Walter: Chocolate?

Floyd heads to #7, followed by Walter.

Stanley: *points at Wayne*

Wayne: Wanda...why is he...?

Stanley: *points*

Wanda shakes her head and exits.

Stanley: *beat* Ain't this cozy. Just me and Crosby.

the weasel moves toward Wayne, cackling; Wayne runs through the closed door without opening it.

Sam: -picks up the cookies and then notices Walter, Floyd, and Wanda coming over-
-slams the door-

Spamela: Sam!
-to the others-
Come on in, there's brownies for everyone!

Zoot: -to Floyd- Hey man...
-to Wanda- And...uhhhh...um...?

Dr. Teeth: Nice, man. =P
Hey guys!

Sam: Ugh, just what this room needs. More weirdos...

Blind Pew: -crashes into Wanda-
Out of mon way, zyou--! -feels her face-
Ohhh, bonjour... <3

Floyd grabs several brownies and stuffs them into his mouth.

Wanda: *to Zoot* Wanda. Remember? *to Sam* Does he remember?

Stanley walks in.

Stanley: *to Teeth* How ya doin'?

Wanda: Oof! Hi Pew.

Stanley: So what do ya do for fun around here? Stare at the walls till ya fall asleep?

Floyd takes more brownies.

Spamela: -gives Floyd a weird look-
-to Walter- Hi stranger! C:

Zoot: Uhhhhh...

Sam: Wanda, please! He doesn't remember five minutes ago!

Zoot: Hey, I do....who are you again?

Sam: ...

Zoot: ...

Dr. Teeth: -to Stan-
Groovy, man! How 'bout you?

Zoot: ... -stares at the wall and falls asleep-

Dr. Teeth: -laughs-
Some of us do that, yeah!

Blind Pew: Hello to zyou too, mademoiselle!
I know, zyou muzzt be thinking...where have I been all your life?

Walter: H-hi...

Walter blushes and faints.

Floyd: *to Spamela* Keep 'em comin', mama.

Wanda: I'm Wanda.

Stanley: Yeah, and she ain't no singer. She calls herself one, but she ain't.

Floyd: More!

Stanley: *to Teeth* You ever hear that chick sing? Terrible!

Floyd: More!

Wanda: Actually, I was thinking how on earth a person could smell that bad.

Ellie: Alright guys, there's those awesome 10-cookies we got from Ed in the fridge, there's food for you to heat up and if anything, just order some pizza, bye! *giving hugs*

Susie: Ellie, you'll be gone for four days D: ?

Ellie: Just about Susie!

Ernie: Bye Ellie, have fun!

Ellie: Sure thing, and I'll keep in touch as much as I can while I'm on my trip!

Bert: Ellie, please be safe while on your travels!

Ellie: I know Bert, I know, well, I've gotta run! Bye guys! *pulls her roommates into a group hug*