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[Erine81981]

There was Mr. William sir! But someone filled them with paint and now it's just going haywire. Where's Marty and Tutter-bot when you need them.

 

[tutter_fan]

If you're looking for me, here I am! *Waves robotic arms as to say "Hello! I'm HERE!"

I wonder if Dr. Bunsen could do an operation on me to make me super smart like Data from Star Trek

 

[muppet maniac]

This just in...

"The answer to every problem in our lives, the answer that will finally bring world peace is...

PUPPETS!

...Puppets are the answer to our problems!"

(This came from an episode of Cow and Chicken, but it just made me laugh that I had to share it)

 

[MartyMuppets]

Wow. I haven't been to this crazy thread for a long time.

Puppets are what we need for world peace eh? Okay. I want some puppets. Give me some puppets right now or else I'll drop this atomic bomb and start a blanketty-dash-blank war.

 

[Beauregard]

That hardly sounds like World Peas, sir. No sir, no. For world peas you need not puppets but rather vegetables! Now give me vegetables or the cow gets it!

 

[MartyMuppets]

Your current signature must be making the cow very nervous.

Quote: Oh, well, should we cancel the cattle-prods?

...not necessarily.


MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

 

[Beauregard]

Mwoo? Isn't that that movie where the Muppets wind-up in a crazy land where Ashanti is pretending to be a singer?

 

[MartyMuppets]

Mwoo? Isn't that that movie where the Muppets wind-up in a crazy land where Ashanti is pretending to be a singer?

Oh I thought it was just a cow with a speech impediment.

 

[tutter_fan]

This is a MUPPET NEWS FLASH!

*The Muppet Newsman (with the typical costume including the glasses) enters from the left side of the screen running to his news desk, then looks at the camera*

This is a MUPPET NEWS FLASH! (and he looks like he's quite serious about this one) Steve Jobs has officially released the Apple iPad. This is similar to the iPod touch or the iPhone, but it's in the form of a tablet, and it looks very interesting to me! (at that moment, a bunch of iPad boxes fall on him)

 

[BobThePizzaBoy]

I just found this thread all this time later and so...

• What's the Internet's favorite animal?
• The lynx.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2aeRg_yMSE