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Jaz: The poetic soul

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction and Fan Art' started by miss kermie, Oct 17, 2012.

  1. Hubert Well-Known Member

    I thought it was terrible.
    Jk :p

    Love, love love it!!!!!! Such a beeeautiful flow of words that just roll off the correct way in that great alphabet poem.

  2. miss kermie Well-Known Member

    You have such a way with words. :p
  3. miss kermie Well-Known Member

    Ok. SO, I have discovered, that my talent when it comes to poeticness, is FREE VERSE!
    I think it is lies, but I'm free to do whatever, sooooo,
    here's one on...
    ...
    You'll figure it out.
    It doesn't... really rhyme...
    NAHHH, I need rhymes.



    You know the hero,
    he risks his life,
    to entertain,
    your kids and wife.

    He dates a chick.
    Camilla's her name,
    She doesn't approve
    Of this life-risking game

    He does however,
    enjoy his life,
    He'd never throw words,
    That compared to a knife.

    He was kind and sweet,
    and he'd even defend,
    Miss Piggy.
    Who'll be mean til the end.

    His true family,
    is that of space.
    He's an alien.
    Of some unknown race.

    While he's strange,
    we still love him,
    As he takes the stage,
    No one'll rise above him




    I disagree with the last sentence. Miss Piggy tops everyone.
    If there's something you don't get, ask me...
    I think I used idioms...
    (Heheheh, it's an idiom, you idiot, because you cannot laugh!)
    MissMusical12 likes this.
  4. miss kermie Well-Known Member

    I HAVE YET ANOTHER POEM!

    There once was a frog named Kermit,
    Who could sometimes act like a hermit,
    Then Miss Piggy came in,
    asked to go out to din,
    he said, "Sorry, I gotta fill out some permits."

    ITS SOMETHING HE'D DO!
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  5. muppetfan24/7 Well-Known Member

    That is So Kermit. He always changes his mind about going out with (coughs) Piggy. He always tells her that he has better things to do than going out with her.
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  6. Hubert Well-Known Member

    @ the Gonzo poem: I like it a lot, pretty nice depiction of Gonzo there. Only criticism that I might have is that some lines' syllable numbers make them not read quite as well.

    And the fact that you have Gonzo as an alien, which though proved true by MFS, is something I like to blot out. :p

    @ the Kermit poem: Wha?
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  7. miss kermie Well-Known Member

    TROLLOLOLOL!
    I'm baaaaaaack!
    With a limerick about... Ah, you'll see.



    There once was a joke telling bear,
    who could even write jokes about hair :p
    He went on the stage
    got bullied by age
    and those old men did not seem to care


    Ok... When I say age.... I mean those old doofs from the balcony.:p


    TAKING POETRY REQUEST PEOPLE!
  8. miss kermie Well-Known Member

    Hello there Muppet Central.
    I appear to be in a poetic mood, so...
    Um... Right now, I will post a poem about the first thing coming to mind.



    Whether your tall, short, small or large,
    Shy, friendly, or always in charge,
    A Muppet's within you.
    Yes it is true my friends.
    You've been Muppet from your start to your end.
    Oh don't believe me?
    Oh, trust me it's true.
    Why, maybe this is a Muppet
    That describes you.
    Are you self-centered?
    Perhaps bossy?
    But... Not?
    Like, your attitude is cold,
    But actually you're... hot??
    Then perhaps you're Miss Piggy,
    The diva of the bunch?
    No, that's not you?
    Well here's my next hunch...
    You're really shy,
    But destined for fame?
    Your heart's made of gold,
    But your jokes are sooo lame?
    Well, that makes you Fozzie!
    That's you, no doubt!
    ... It's not...?
    C'mon! Cut it out!
    Ok... Here's my next guess...
    Are you blue any chance?
    People know who you are,
    Without second glance?
    If so, you're the weird one.
    You're Gonzo the great.
    In fact your whole attitude says,
    "I'm weird. Don't hate."
    No? Are you serious?
    Dude, I am done.
    Wait, no...
    What's left is still one.
    Are you all them?
    Can you be sorta cold?
    Are you weird... On the inside?
    Is your heart made of gold?
    Well, you must be Kermit.
    The leader, the boss.
    He's there for his friends,
    No matter the cost.
    Really? You are?
    How splendid is that?
    If that didn't work,
    I was gonna eat my hat.
    The lesson in this poem,
    I must say when I'm done,
    Is there's a Kermit in all of us--
    Each and every one.


    The end. :p
    I don't know where this came from.
    And it's weird because I think there's a Miss Piggy in all of us.
    Not Kermit.
    I'm backwards today. :p
    Mister Muppet likes this.
  9. misspiggy5260 Active Member

    I absolutely loved that one Jaz!

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