MC Dorms: 2009: Summer Vacation.

[RedPiggy]

Cotterpin (sighs, reading a Doozer-sized magazine outside Ailie's door): No one's talked to me ALL DAY. What does it take to get a conversation around here?

 

[The Count]

*Head on desk ala failed musician from 'da Street.
At least I finally have an answer for that. Need to see who/what... Would like to finish... *Falls asleep for a little while, raises head, then goes back down to 0 and starts to count again.

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *wearing a princess dress and twirling about the room* Da dum, da da dum, da da dum.... A dream is wiiiish your heart maaaakes.... when you're fassst asleeep....

Bean: What's with her?

Sweetums: *shugs*

Alex: *continues to twirl*

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(gang's out on the lawn, eating strawberry-lime sorbet and having a sing-along, with Scooter providing backup on guitar)

Scooter: I know you've broke up with him,
And your heart's still on the shelf,
It's been over two years for me,
And I'm still not quite myself,
Can't be with someone new,
And you can't go back to him...
You're beginning to realize
That it's sink or swim...

Erin: I see you around sometimes,
And my heart just melts,
You're looking like if you had your wish,
You'd be somewhere else...
And it just breaks my heart,
To see you here this way,
Someday I'll get the nerve,
To walk up to you, and say...

All: This is the last worthless evening,
That you'll have to spend...
Just give me a chance, to show you how,
To love again.
This is the last worthless evening,
That you'll have to spend...
'Cause I'll be there, when your broken heart
Is on the mend...

Beige: Every night it's the same old crowd,
In smoky rooms.
You catch a faint glimpse of love sometimes,
But it never blooms.
I've been around this block, a time or two,
I've made some big mistakes, but now I promise you, I promise you...

All: This is the last worthless evening,
That you'll have to spend,
Just give me a chance,
To show you how to love again.
This is the last worthless evening,
That you'll have to spend.
'Cause it won't be long, when your little heart
Is on the mend.

Storyteller: Time, time, take it, take it...time, time, take it...take it...

Nora: People inside their houses,
With the shades pulled down.
Gosh knows we could use some romance,
In this sleepy bedroom town,
I know you're still afraid,
To rush into anything,
But there's just so many summers, friend,
And just so many springs...

All: This is the last worthless evening,
That you'll have to spend,
Just give me a chance, give me a chance,
To show you love again.
This is the last worthless evening,
That you'll have to spend,
'Cause I'll be there...
When your broken heart is on the mend...

'Cause it won't be long...
'Til your little heart is on the mend...

(song ends)

Storyteller: Bravo, bravo everyone.

 

[The Count]

*Bats fly off a package to Hoggle. It contains a polished sphere holding a pouring of golden chocolate coins, with a smattering of exchanged wizarding coins as well. Hope you like it and sorry for the delay in getting this to you.

 

[RedPiggy]

Hoggle: O_O This ... is ... fer ... me? Thanks ...

 

[Beakerfan]

*Alex and the gang leave a box containing a sequined swim suit for Spamela at Ailie's door. Alex also leaves a card with a big smiley face on it and a plush monkey for Dr. Teeth*

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (watches Clean House's Messiest Home in the Country special): Ick. Betcha ten bucks that chick has bipolar.

Hoggle (sighs, shaking his head): GOBLINS don't live like that...

Cotterpin (eating popcorn): Wow.

Kelly (nods): Betcha the Bog of Eternal Stench is cleaner than that house.

Hoggle (nods): Prob'ly so. I keeps it as clean as a filthy smelly wasteland can be.

 

[The Count]

*Sends some 7-layer bars from home to friends here at the dorms.
Maybe I'll check with some of my reliable sources concerning the questions I have about TG. *Shrugs, goes back to his bat-cave bunker.

 

[RedPiggy]

Cotterpin (whispers to Kelly): A seven-layer bar?

Kelly (shrugs)