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MC Fourm Awards, SPEECH!

Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by HPDJ, Jun 15, 2005.

  1. TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Really, Beau, why are sending the babies into the smoke? That's very bad for them, you know.
    Actually, it's bad for everybody
    But especially them!

    ...so is anybody going to get them?

    And no, Kermit's not going to kill us. He's busy. Remember, he's still over at Galt's. In fact, he was just thinking that for all he knew, the theater might have burned down...

    ...woah...

    ...Or is he in Raenbu? I'm so lost...

    ...but, um, yeah. It's Scooter we have to worry about. And/or his uncle.
  2. HPDJ Member

    HERE COMES J.P. GROSSE! Hide behind the bushes, crawl into a sewer, crawl into Floydd's moustache!
  3. theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Well, Scooter's uncle just lost his High School in a corporate takeover so he might be pretty mad...
  4. Vibs New Member

    Viq: There is something similar about Beauregard and Father. But what??

    Vibs: Father would tell us to go into the smoke, Beau would tell us to go into the smoke...

    Viq: Yeah? Strange isn't it?

    Vibs: Curious.
  5. HPDJ Member

    It's too late! Ah, Mr. Grosse! How's the wife...she's dead, oh, I'm so sorry! The theatre, wel...I...um...er...it was Elmo's fault, he's gone to New York. To Sesame Street...yes...bye!

    That was close!
  6. theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Yeah, that was to close for comfort. At least he'll take his anger out on Elmo like That Announcer would, by the way, didn't he win the award for most likely to kidnap Elmo?
  7. Beauregard Well-Known Member

    So, there you have it ladies and gentlemen, right from the babyies' mouth.

    And speaking of all things Evil. We got some kewl Kidnapping Awards up our sleves:

    Today's STALKERS AND KIDNAPPERS AWARDS,ladies and gentlemen, go to:
    That Announcer for kidnapping Elmo
    HPDJ for stalking Frank Oz
    And Beauregard for stalking Steve Whitmere...wait...Beauregard? BEAUREGARD? What, me? *innocent look* Um..ah ha ah!
    WHITMIRE-Beauregard
  8. HPDJ Member

    That reminds me, when Whitmire came into the theatre, I locked him in the back room. OOOOPS!!!!!!!!!!!
  9. theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    WHAT?!? Now we're in trouble... Quick, someone call Gonzo, he'll go in there and save Steve!

    (Lisa whispers something into my ear)

    Oh, sorry guys, Gonzo's locked away at Loyd Galt's house in Texas. Sheesh... Will we ever get a break?
  10. Fozzie Bear Moderator

    Thanks for the vote on best moderator, gang! Obviously, we're all winners here as long as we focus on what's important: the family we have become by being huge fans of the legacy of Jim Henson.
  11. Beauregard Well-Known Member

    OOoh, nice speech!

    And that reminds me of something I've been meaning to say...walks off to a new thread*
  12. HPDJ Member

    Beauregard, will you save Steve??? I thought not!
  13. theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    I'm gonna go ahead and make my speech for winng Action Figure Fan, because I won't be on for three hours...

    Thank you all for voting me as the biggest Action Figure Fan on MC, I'd also like to say to my competitor; The Count; that I think he should have won, because his collection is much more complete than mine. Oh well! Let's party! Woo hoo! I won an award! Yeah go TPC, it's yur birthday! Woo, Woo, Woo!!!
  14. HPDJ Member

    Well done TPC! Thanks everybody for voting for my 4 wins. You're great, all of you!
  15. Vibs New Member

    Viq: Why did TPC make a speech?

    Vibs: ...

    Viq: Because he wanted to say something! AAAAahhahahahhahahahaa..

    Vibs: *Looks into camera* ?!? - No comments.
  16. Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Wait, behold do I see a crack of lightning in the East! And a logn black limosene(sp?) pullin gup in front of the theatre, can it be, yes, it is, the one, the only, our Helpfulest Member The Count von Count!
  17. Vibs New Member

    Viq: How DO you spell limosene?

    Vibs: I have no clue..

    Viq: SEE! We really ARE related to that guy...

    Vibs: *gulp*
  18. BEAR Active Member

    If you kept this cue card Penguin as a running gag in the forums, it would make me the happiest Bear in the woods!!
  19. The Count Moderator

    OK Irving, you can park the limo here.

    Greetings! Thank you Bo, and thanks everyone. Huh? The theater's been blown up?
    Oh don't worry about that. I'll just use my watch here which bongs even on 13 o'clock. Got it from the vendor over at Renboot. Just set it backwards a bit...

    And there, the theater should be fine now. *Theater back in order is seen behind everyone on the streets.
    Thanks for voting me as Most Helpful User here on MC. Such a wonderful time I've had since joining almost three years ago. And Here's a shout out to MuppetDude for all the help he and Muppet_dk have given me in the past.

    Yeah, MC is the greatest and I thank everyone here.
    Now come on, let's get into the cool air-conditioned theater.
  20. The Count Moderator

    *Bats fly in, after talking to the penguin in the wings.
    Huh? Oh yes. Let me introduce to you the winner of the Cutest User award. It's my pleasure to bring to the stage a person who makes us all smile whenever we see a post of hers... The winner is... Kathy also known round here as katsy428!

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