MC Fourm Awards, SPEECH!

[theprawncracker]

Yeah! Yeah! Way to go Beau, Viv, and HPDJ!!!

 

[Beauregard]

*gets up*

Booo! Get off the stage, and give others a chance to get there! Boo...um.why is everyone staring at me?

Oh! Excuse me. Sorry about that.

Allow me to introduce the next three winners:

The fasteest Announcer in town! The most likely to own a pair or Purple Gloves, Sugarbritches, sweet pants, huh. And the coolest, more helpfull Mod on the board: Fozzie {wocka, wocka} Bear

 

[HPDJ]

Whitmire: (Runs in and points at beau) He's the guy who's stalking me!
HPDJ: Yes, that's right! Beauregard wins the award for most likely to stalk Jim Henon's replacment, Steve Whitmire. It looks like he already has though!

 

[theprawncracker]

A penguin with a cue card that reads "Applause" comes out and he holds up the cue card.

Crowd: Applause!!! Huh? Didn't we read this somewhere?

 

[Beauregard]

Ahhhhhh!

*runs out*

 

[Vic Romano]

*Curtain catches fire as a moose is shot from a cannon in celebration as Sugarbritches, That Announcer and Fozzie Bear collect their award*

 

[HPDJ]

HPDJ: FIRE! FIRE IN THE MUPPET THEATRE! (He grabs the extinguisher and tries to put the fire out. It explodes in his face in Fawlty Towers style) AAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TogetherAgain]

<clap clap clap...>
wait a second...
FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<grabs glass of water and pours it on flames.>
That didn't work.
<runs outside, grabs hose, runs inside, starts waving hose around>

Ok, it's ok now, I've got everything under... why isn't the fire going out?

oh.... um.... could some one please go outside and turn the hose on?

 

[HPDJ]

HPDJ: (With concussion) The winner of the bbc.co.uk annual award for commitment is...where am I??? (Sees Beau) Ah, Merra! Can you inform Counciller Rowe that his custard tart is waitng for him at the pavillion.

 

[theprawncracker]

FIRRRRE!!!! What do we do? What do we do!!!

(Sees Lisa with the hose)

I know! I'll go turn on the hose for Lisa!

(Rushes outside, and pulls out his lucky wrench and twists the fire hydrant on)

There, I did it, I saved the day, I hope...