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minor muppetz' TMS outline: Ray Stevens

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by minor muppetz, May 2, 2007.

  1. minor muppetz

    minor muppetz Well-Known Member

    I hope that you enjoy this outline. It takes place during the first season of The Muppet Show.

    Kermit introduces Ray Stevens.

    Opening Number: Gitarzan
    Ray Stevens sings in the jungle, playing the guitar. He is joined by Animal on drums, as well as Rowlf (who dances) and the heaps (who pop in and out of frame at various times).

    Statler: I hated that number.
    Waldorf: Why?
    Statler: Why what?
    Waldorf: Why did you hate that number?
    Statler: Who says I hated it? I still hate it!

    Gonzo introduces Kermit to his new best friend, an apple (a real, non-muppet, inanimate apple).

    Muppet News
    The Newsman has heard a report of a store that has closed without notice. He interviews the manager (Ray Stevens) who tells him why it closed so suddenly: He forgot his store keys.

    The Houses
    House #1: I have a bad feeling on the inside.
    House #2: Is it guilt?
    House #1: No, it's an exploding refridgerator.

    Gonzo shows the apple to Dr. Teeth, who is hungry and wants to eat the apple. Gonzo is appalled.

    At the Dance
    The music changes from the regular "At the Dance" music to an instrumental version of "The Streak" when a naked Mupet starts running around the ballroom, as the vorious female dancers faint.

    UK Spot: Spinning Wheel
    Dr. Teeth sings while a spinning wheel spins in the background.

    Talk Spot
    Gonzo interrupts the talk spot when he asks Ray Stevens to autograph his apple.

    Veterinarian's Hospital
    The patient is a dog catcher, who Dr. Bob refuses to help.

    Statler: I hate that last sketch!
    Waldorf: Why do you hate that last sketch?
    Statler: Who says I hate that last sketch?

    Kermit introduces Fozzie Bear.

    Fozzie's Monologue
    Fozzie's monologue gets interrupted by Ray Stevens, who appears as a delivery guy with a package for Fozzie. Fozzie opens the package, and a pie comes out and hits Fozzie in the face. Then Fozzie explodes for no reason.

    Statler says that that was one of Fozzie's best acts ever.

    Hilda reluctantly watches over the apple for Gonzo. Hilda has a conversation with the apple (though the apple isn't heard talking). Gonzo comes back and wodners why she is talking to the apple if it isn't talking back to her.

    Closing Number: Everything is Beautiful
    Ray Stevens sings with Sweetums, Thog, Shakey Shanchez, the trumpet-nosed Fazoob, Flower-Eating Monster, Boppity, Gloat, Scoff, Behemoth, Gorgon Heap, Animal, and Gonzo.

    Kermit and Ray are joined by Fozzie, Miss Piggy, Gonzo (and his apple), Hilda, and the muppet streak from At the Dance.
    MissMusical12 likes this.
  2. Stan Davis

    Stan Davis Well-Known Member

    who perform these characters
    The Muppet Streak
    Dog Catcher in Vet's Hospital
  3. minor muppetz

    minor muppetz Well-Known Member


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