I need HELP! Actually I need Art. Gonzo: Um, Art isn't here right now. Can I help? Ru: No! Go away, Gonzo! Sheesh! The Project: I'm asking any of you out there who are artistic, interested or interested in art to post any pictures you'd like of Miss Piggy for her bikini calendar that I referenced (okay, made up) for my fanfic Kermie's Girl. I just thought it would be a fun project for anyone who's artistically inclined (or who is artistic and inclined). Here are: The Rules: There aren't any Any format Any medium Any talent (gosh--it's sortof like The Muppet Show!) and, The Guidelines (which you should feel free to ignore): Per the story, Piggy is shooting a bikini calendar not in an exotic locale but in normal, everyday places. Things I've mentioned specifically are: a cafe and/or coffee shop, a grocery store, a dog park (Foo Foo was supposed to be in that one with her), a sidewalk where construction is being done, a bakery, a Court House (specifically the Stanley Mosk Court House* in LA)--but other than that there are absolutely NO RULES. Oh, er, except Kermit is supposed to be "represented" in each picture somehow--a hand on a coffee mug, for example (or a logo on the coffee mug--lol!), a flipper going past with his own shopping cart, flying a kite in the background--what am I, artistic? Figure it out for yourselves! The only other thing I want to say--and I do want to say it is this--don't be afraid to show Piggy in all her plump perfection. The art and the vision are yours, but please don't skimp on the real deal--Piggy was a superstar with that body, plain and simple. *There is a specific story reference (not posted yet) to the picture taken at the Stanley Mosk Court House. You do NOT have to follow it or even know about it, but if you'd like more info, you are welcome to "conversate" with me here at MC! The Explanation: You don't have to read Kermie's Girl to do this, but if you want to see the idea explained in the story, it's here: http://www.muppetcentral.com/forum/threads/kermies-girl-ushy-gushy-fanfic.24000/page-37 Under Chapter 82: Running the Gamut and a fuller explanation is given in Chapter 83: The Best-Laid Schemes of Frogs and Men If you don't want to read it, not to worry. I'll still be interested in what you do!