Miss Piggy: The Beginning

hi, this is my first thread on this forum so I hope you guys like it!

THAT THING BEFORE THE ACTUAL FIRST CHAPTER
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piggy lee was born on a pig owned farm sometime in spring not too long ago.
she was the one of about 20 other piglets born at different times she had approximately; 10 sisters and 9 brothers of which hated her almost as much as her demanding mother.
since her father had been killed by a tractor when she was two and he was the only person/pig who was actually nice to her >tear< this meant she was a servant for her mother and bratty siblings.

(yeas miss piggy's siblings were meaner than her
miss piggy is not mean. she is just brash and pushy)

she absouloutly hated her life and knew she would eventually have to move out or face this abuse
of course you probably knew which one she chose.

CHAPTER ONE
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THE RUN AWAY

miss piggy was still young when she decided to runaway so one day she looked into her mother's sharp,ugly face that was covered with lumpy pink warts and said:

"LISTEN YOU HOG!!! THIS IS MY LIFE AND I WON'T SLAVE OVER YOU AND MY UGLY SIBLINGS THAT ALSO LOOK LIKE YOU!!! BOY AM I GLAD I LOOK LIKE MY DAD!!!!"

but her mother just yelled back:

"NO!!!!! YOU WON'T LEAVE WE NEED SOME ONE TO COOK AND CLEAN AND YOU ARE THE ONE I CHOSE!!!!!"

"I DON'T CARE I DON'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE!!!!!"

and with that the 11 year old piggy left the small farm to travel to the big city.

chapter one to be continued....

Love it! I really like how you brought in Frank Oz's ideas and added on to make something new. Can't wait for the next chapter!

It was a really good start
But I'm a little bothered that the chapter was so short. Still, looking forward to the next chapter

YOU STOLE MY IDEA!!!

No, I'm just kidding. I only toyed with a similar idea, but it didn't work for me.
I fixed it, so it won't be exactly like yours, don't worry!

Anyway love the begining! Piggy yelling into her mother's face made me laugh!

PLEASE POST MORE!!!

I was gonna post sooner but I accidentally deleted it.. her it is:

CHAPTER 1 CONTINUED
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as piggy turned her head to begin her journey up the dirt path to the city her heart began to sink. she was leaving her mommy and her brothers and sisters... but when she turned her head and saw her mother putting a help wanted sign in the window she knew it was time.

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autumn hoglet was an 11-year-old singer from the big city. she had about as much talent as gonzo was completely normal. she was fat,spoilt,but everyone seemed to like her. not only was she very cynical but she was extraordinarily demanding due to her obesity she had her own designer clothes brand that could actually fit her! well just as piggy left to find her destiny autumn got a call from her agent.

autumn:what is it sur agent?
sur:I found something I think you would be interested in!!
autumn:like what a concert?
sur:nope!
autumn: spit it out or your fired there are plenty of hogs out there willing to find rare talent
surlaughs)
autumn:what!!!???!!!
surcoughs) umm.. uh, nothing.
autumn:what is it!
surh.. uh.. yeah it's a beauty pagent.

well this is something autumn could probably win she had skin as velvety soft as a rose petal hair as black as midnight and facial features just like her mother had until the merry-go-round accident.

autumn: (evil goblin voice) perfect!!!! perfect!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(continues evil laugh)
sur:uh..I'm gonna go now...

Methinks Autumn is Miss Poogy for some reason... Oh well! I'm just curious as to what she's all manical laughish about.

Oh, and help wanted?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

*snorts* I like that comparison
Autumn seems to be a good, that is to say bad, antagonist for Miss Piggy. I'm excited to read what happens next

CHAPTER 2 (no more fancy presentation)

piggy felt the air around her get thick and dusty as she walked through the barren wasteland "only twenty more miles," then she broke into a fit of coughing like she ate dust pancakes "boy who would have thought to bring water moi did not think of that!!!"
"I have some." said jim "you can have some I mean me and my friend frank have a lot were looking for a place to shoot our movie."
"who are you?" she said looking at a man with a beard and his younger friend.
"my name is jim henson this is my partner frank oznowicz were shooting a movie called the muppet movie do you want to help?"
"sorry I'm going out on the big city to find my destiny!"
"we could give you a ride."
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autumn was stuffing her face with caramel pudding as she tried squeezing into and x-large pink heart dress with matching pastel shoes.autumn was one of those beautiful pigs that had the tendency to be so overweight they need toe trucks to get around sur agent entered
"autumn you chosen an outfit yet? I hate shopping!"
"nothing fits! you should have warned me I was getting fat!"
"I'm sorry but you were born fat so you might as well get over it!"
autumn was one of those people who hated diets so she was overweight only about 30 pounds but she didn't en tend on losing any so she just gained more. she had tried on every dress in the store but it was all to small for her fatness.
"well choose faster the beauty patent is in two days!"

HaHa, Autumn's getting fat!!!

And I love how Jim offers to give Piggy a ride to her destiny! Cute! More! Encore!

chapter 3

piggy had finally arrived at the city! the dusty smell of exhaust from the passing cars and the weird hobo that was fallowing her put her off, but suddenly as if by magic a beautiful boutique was right in front of her as she walked in she could smell the sweet scent of fresh fabric that scared of the hobo she saw designer clothes on every rack near her she could tell she was smart for coming in. but the thing was she was the only one in here there were walls with huge pictures of a pig around her age only she was fatter and her hair was long and black. she walked up to the desk to another pig her age with auburn hair "hi what's with the portraits of that pig girl?"
"she autumn hoglet young singer/model this is her store but you could buy something if you like."
piggy just looked at her, well not in the eye she was fileling her nails but her and autumn looked similar only she was thinner and had red hair.
"does she come here? I mean it looks pretty empty!"
"she does a lot but most people don't because the clothes are too big!"
just then autumn walked into the store
"hey summer sweetie gimme something to wear I have a beauty patent in exactly 24 hours and I need something sylish but not in your face!"
"sure let me go out back!"said summer
piggy looked at autumn her thick legs and huge stomach kinda made her look more like a morbidly obese pig than a model but she was pretty but gravely intimidating
"hi I'm piggy this is my first time any where from my farm It was terribly unstlish and glitzy like this place!"
"good to know!" she said in her sarcastic tone.

Aw, Piggy's so innocent! She's all like, "Hi, what's your name?"

That was such a squeeeeeeeee moment!!

I leave you with a Muffin!
And send your brother my love!><

chapter 4

"so why do you work for her? she seems like a jerk!" said piggy as her and summer were walking to the nail salon
"It's a long sad story I'll probably tell you later."
just then murray walked up to them
"what does the word boisterous mean?"he asked Inquisitively
"and whose that?"asked piggy
"that's murray the weird guy that goes round asking people what word's mean ignore him and he"ll eventually go away!"
"I can hear you!!!" he said as he ran away

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"please enter the beauty pagent!" sighed summer "I don't want my autumn to win she is such a jerk and your a lot prettier and if you win you'll get more money to buy an apartment here or some thing
"but it's in 8 hours!"
"I can sort that out!" she said as she got blond hair dye and a purple velvet dress with matching studded silver heels. piggy had never done anything like this before but after wards she looked absolutely stunning like a freshly washed baby. maybe she was meant to win this! maybe this was her time to shine!

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later at the pagent ...

miss piggy was with a lot of other pig girls her age but she was by far the prettiest all the judges were looking at her in awe as tossed her elegant blond hair and purple opera gloves...

'the judges have made their decision and they have chosen...................PIGGY LEE!!!!!"
piggy was in shock the other girl pigs were in shock of autumn not winning but autumn was the most shocked of all as she attacked piggy
"take this bacon head!"she said as she continually beat piggy with her with leather purse but piggy as if by impulse started fighting her back with martial art?
Now this was shocking!
autumn was taken away in a gurney and piggy had been disqualified for beating up someone famous she sat with her legs dangling from the stage
"piggy! piggy guess what!"
"what?"said piggy the sadness in her voice was sad enough to make a baby cry
"autumn won't get out of hospital for 3 weeks and another beauty pagent is coming!"

Ha! That wasn't fair! Autumn shoould get disqualified too!!!

I second that. She was the one who started attacking. Miss Piggy only fough back in self-defense. But keep 'em coming

chapter 5

piggy had had it with autumn and thought maybe it was a bad Idea to move out maybe she should've stayed with her ugly mother and bratty siblings. summer was a lot of help though she was good at doing people's nails and always seemed happy.

"so why do you work for her?"
"autumn? oh yeah here's the story."

THE STORY

me and autumn were twin sisters and we lived in the city sometimes we would go to the park she was nice back then... one day when we were six she was singing really badly when sur agent came up and asked her if she wanted to have an acting and singing contract she said she would!
she put on about 50 lbs and got everything she wanted she has a manshion in every big city from london to tokyo! I wish I could've stopped her but by the time it started it was unstoppable and she had become a monster!

"wow!" said piggy "and I thought I had problems!"
"well It's a bit sad really but I get a room in every mansion and sometimes 4 meals a day. so yeah things worked out for the best..."said summer

"what about your parents?"

"they died in a car crash when we were 3!"

"oh I'm sorry..."
"It's ok there fine up there."
"in heaven?"
"yeah but also we put the coffins in the attic."

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"I hate that pig I hate that pig I hate that pig I..."
autumn was in her hospital room scowling at the television where it showed her on the news being beaten up by piggy
"shut up autumn! save your voice you have a tour in 4 weeks aqnd you've been saying that for about a week!" said sur agent.
but autumn continued. like a stuck record.

Well she may hate her, but...

I love that pig, I love that pig, I love that pig!

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET AUTUMN!!!

chapter 6

miss piggy was still curious about what makes autumn so engagingly into raging she thought about it like a bear thinks about his jokes for his comedy act."she probably has a boyfriend!"she decided.
everything was pretty good the hobo hadn't fallowed her for about a week and she got used to murray summer let her sleep in the back of the store and the beauty pagent...well she had better things to do!
"who's your favorite harry potter character?"asked piggy
"luna lovegood... why'd ya ask?"said summer
"because I'm bored and all these things are freaking me out!"
"you know why my sister wins? because she's pushy and she's confident and maybe if you act pushy and confident everyone will want you to win!"
"your right!"

so this is when in the story piggy's personality changes slightly for the rest of muppet history
BOO-YAH!!!!

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autumn was sick her eyes had literally turned red with suspense and agony she was so focused on winning she vomited overachieving the air was thick with arrogance when you walked near her
sur agent walked in her room where she was still saying i hate that pig i hate that pig i...
"HOLY CRAP!!! AUTUMN IN A TRANCE!!!! SHE'S GONNA DIE!!! HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!" unfortunatly sur agent is very... well... not bright. and autumn is just fine.

WHY? WHY DID SUR AGENT HAVE TO BE STUPID? I-I mean, yaaaay! autumn's gonna live! Heh heh...

YAY! PIGGY WILL BE PUSHy!!!

sorry I just wanted him to say holy crap! he was having a senior moment at 43!