Moppet Family Idol

[Vic Romano]

I couldn't hear anything, oh wait a minute...
*pulls a mouse out of his ear*
I hate when that happens, okay... Beth is it? Sounded good, much better then the original at least, I'm gonna' say you made it, just make sure the next time you perform to wear a belt made out of fire crackers, that would be cool.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Vic you are not Gonzo, so get that delusion outta your head young man! *to self* Is it commen for the host to yell at the judge? *to mic* Er...sorry....um...our next content is *loks at list* Father. fther! You're on!

Drat...who messed up my listing like this..*sees spot light*

Ok, um...

*flashing lights, music starts*

*sing* What are you lookin’ at? (What ARE you looking at...gowd...)

Strike a pose
Strike a pose (I'm gunna strike the producer when I see him...)

Vogue...Vogue...Vogue...
Vogue...Vogue...Vogue...(What the dickens does that mean anyway...)

Look around, everywhere you turn is heartache
It’s everywhere that you go (I hate myself...)
*trying to get off stage* You try everything you can to escape (I AM trying...)
The pain of life that you know (More like a pain in the...)

When all else fails and you long to be
Somethin’ better than you are today
I know a place where you can get away
It’s called a dance floor and here’s what it’s for, so (I give up...)

Come on, Vogue *dancing*
Let your body vogue to the music, hey, hey, hey (I so hope Mother doesn't see this..)
Come on, Vogue
Let your body go with the flow, you know you can do it

*music stops*

Yeah, Vogue! La, la, la, de dar, Vogue! (Hey, cool, I'm embarasing Vic now..)

V.O.G....er...and myself...*crawls off stage

 

[MrsPepper]

That... was possibly the greatest thing I have ever witnessed.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *appearing behind Mrs P* Do Not Say Another Word...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: Fem, we need to do a song

Fem: Oh no, I'm not singing, DanDan. I've had enough of this, I'm going home

DanDan *singing*: Who's gonna drive you home, tonight?

Fem: *sigh* good point, I'll stay. But we need a song

DanDan *still singing*: All you need is love...

Fem: And a song!! We need a song! What can...

DanDan: *sings* I do to make you love me? What can I do to make you care?

Fem: No no no no!!!!!!!

DanDan: Don't phunk with my heart...

Fem: Glarrrgh!! You're driving me crazy

DanDan: ....for you. Touch me once and you know it's true

Fem: I'll touch you hard with my fist any day soon.

DanDan: *scoff* Well I can't turn that into a song. And besides, you're a foot! You don't have a fist...

 

[Erine81981]

Woops! A little late.

*comes running in* Sorry about that. I was to busy helping Biggy with his costume. Sorry If I've missed some of the preformers. Ok Who's next. I'm waiting to throw some inslte...uh..insleait....uh...bad words at the preformers. Bring them on!

 

[Beauregard]

*empty stage*

Voice Over: Father: Someone get onstage!!! As for me and my face, it shall never be seen again.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Voice 1: This is Big Brother. Would Aunt DanDan come to the Diary Room?
Voice 2: Wrong show, bozo
Voice 1: Oh I see. Well please welcome to the stage Fem Taeer, who will be doing a ballad tonight.
Voice 2: What did one ballad say to the other?
Voice 1: I don't know, what did one ballad say to the other?
Voice 2: *drum roll* Where is Fem?

*spotlight on stage. Fem is sitting/standing on a stool*
Fem Taeer: Feelings, nothing more than feelings

*DanDan enters with a chainsaw*

Fem: DanDan, I am trying to perform here.
DanDan: Well don't let me stop you *begins sawing parts of the set*
Fem: DanDan, couldn't you do that outside?
DanDan: Great idea
*leaves*

Fem: Sorry about that folks. Let me start again
Feelings, nothing more than feelings
*chainsaw pokes through wall, and cuts circle*
*DanDan is revealed through the hole in the wall*
DanDan: Wow!! I've discovered Narnia!!
Fem: DanDan! I'm trying to sing Feelings and you're ruining it.
DanDan: Sorry, I'll just leave
*leaves*

Fem: Feelings, nothing more than feelings
*piano drops from ceiling*
*DanDan's voice is heard from roof*
DanDan: Sorry Fem. I was trying to juggle
Fem: Grrr...forget it *leaves in a fluster*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *running to the stage* Good lord, let's stop this calamity. Quick, another contestent!!!

 

[Erine81981]

Dr. Teeth: Can we play a song?

Sure go right ahead.

Dr. Teeth: He said ok. Come lets set up and jam.

Floyd: Hey look who it is?

Janice: Like its the Moppet Family.

Animal: Moppet! Moppet!

*everyone sets up the stage*

Dr. Teeth: Uh one uh two uh three.....

Animal: Vic!

*Janice and Floyd starts with their electric gutair*

*Animal starts banging his drum to the beat*

Janice: I used to think maybe you loved me
Now baby I'm sure and I just can't wait
Till the day when you knock on my door
Now everytime I go for the mailbox
Gotta hold myself down cause I just can't wait
(Gotta hold myself down)
Till you write me a coming around


Electric Mayhem: I'm walkin' on sunshine whoa! [3x]
And don't it feel good? Hey!
Oh right now!
And don't it feel good?

Animal: Sunshine!

Floyd: I'm walkin' on sunshine!

Janice: I used to think maybe you loved me
Now i know that its true
But I just can't spend my whole life
Just a'waiting for you
I don't want you back for the weekend
Not back for a day
Cause baby i just want’cha our back
(Don;t want you back for the weekend watcha back in a day)
And i want you to stay

Electric Mayhem: I'm walkin' on sunshine whoa! [3x]
And don't it feel good? Hey!
Oh right now!

Lips, Floyd and Zoot: And don't it feel good?

Animal: GOOD!

Whoo!
And don't it feel good?
Aniaml: and dont' it feel good?
I'm walkin' on sunshine!
Animal: I'm walkin' on sunshine!
I'm walkin' on sunshine!

Electric Mayhem: I'm walkin' on sunshine whoa! [3x]
And don't it feel good? Hey!
Oh right now!
And don't it feel good?

Floyd and Zoot: And don't it feel good? [x2]

Janice: I'm walkin' on sunshine! [x8]

Electric Mayhem: Walking on sunshine! [x8]

Dr. Teeth: Now thats what I call a jam sesion!

Flyod: Lets take 5.

Zoot: Sleep sounds good. *falls over and falls asleep*