Muppet Central: The Movie: Revisted

[Erine81981]

Go right ahead Vibs.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Red: So what's going on now?
Beth: I think they're surfing
Boober: What? That sounds kind of dangerous
Bryan *climbing on with Big Bird*: Well, that's what people call going through different sites on the internet, surfing...ah! Here we go!
Big Bird: Hold on tight! This is fun!

Suddenly everyone is on a surf board of some kind.

Cookie: Me like this, it very fun
Wembley: What if we fall? What if we get hurt? What do we do?
Elmo: Why do you always ask questions like that?
Mokey: That's just Wembley. He worries alot. We call it Wembling.
Bryan: He should meet Telly.
Kyle: Everyone still ok?
Beth: I think so, but where are we going?
Kyle: I don't know, just follow the waves
Red: I love this! Whoopie!

So they continued to surf through the different threads of MC hoping to find something...

 

[theprawncracker]

*still in poetry thread*

Ryan: Er...Nyssa, who is this guy?

Nyssa: You really should read the threads more often Ryan. This is the unnamed boy from one of my poems.

Boy: Yeah that's me.

Lisa: You always get all the luck...

Gonzo: So uh, any chickens in this thread?

*a chicken floats by*

Gonzo: Hey cool!

Ryan: Oh...that must be from my poem about Gonzo...

Sir Diddymus: Um, if I may interupt, there seems to be a penguin carrying a cue card talking to Hoggle.

*we all look and see*

Nyssa: Sheesh, Hoggle! Get back here!

Hoggle: Oh I shall. *grabs Diddymus and Ambrosus* Toodle loo! *runs away*

 

[BEAR]

(surfing until they land in an empty, blank and colorless space)

Big Bird: What is this?
Red: Yeah, it's so lifeless and boring.
Beth: i see what this is.
Wembley: (jumping up and down) What is it? What is it?
Beth: It's the Boy Is This Forum Dead Today Or What? thread!
Elmo: Well, does Beth think that this is a safe place for us to be?
Boober: Is anything safe anymore?
Beth: Boober! No, now there doesn't seem to be anything scary around here to harm us.
(Just then Uncle Deadly pops up out of nowhere)
UD: BOO!
Wembley: Aaaah!
UD: Hahaha!!
Wembley: Who are you?
UD: I'm Uncle Deadly.
Grover: You can say that again...but please don't.
Kyle: What are you doing here?
UD: Just lurking around. They said this place was dead so I thought I'd check it out for myself. Speaking of which...let me show you one of my favorite hang outs.
Bry: Umm...Ya know that's really okay, but we're kind of on a mission...
UD: Oh this won't be a second. Believe me, it's to die for...umm...haha.
(we are then transported into a dark hallway full of tombstones and portraits of Muppet people who have passed away)
Beth: Oooh I don't think I want to be here.
Elmo: That guy looks familiar. (he points to a picture)
Big Bird: (excited) That's Mr. Scooper!
Bryan: Hooper, Hooper!
Oscar: Ah, he'll never get it!!
Kyle: Can it, Oscar!
Oscar: Glad to! (and he goes inside his trashcan and slams the lid shut)
Beth: Look Gobo, that's Jerry Juhl.
Gobo: Who?
Herry: Hey, who is that guy?
(Herry points to a teenage boy dressed in a ratty old sweater with glasses, a fishing hat and a cane. He is also wearing an "I <3 Bob Hope" t-shirt.)
UD: HIM! I've been trying to track him down for days! (Uncle D. rans after the disguised boy thwacks him hard with a large rubber chicken and evaporates him into dust). I've always wanted to do that to him.
Cookie: Me so confused.
Kyle: (snickering) That's brightened my day a little.
Bryan: Uncle Deadly, this has been an ...interesting experience but we need to save Muppet Central. Aren't you worried?
UD: No, life's too short to worry so much. Well, I would stay but I have a meeting at the TKO.
Mokey: But Muppet Central is in danger!
UD: You'll find a way...(he disappears and his voice fades out)
Kyle: Hey, wait!
Ruby: What a weird guy.

Maurice: Guys, look at that!
(the very last and most extravegant picture on the wall was of a man they recognized very well, atleast to Beth, Bryan and Kyle. It was Jim Henson)

Kyle: Oh...wow. It's...him...
Elmo: Who?
Beth: I don't believe it..
Elmo: What?
Bryan: But something looks different about him.
Elmo: Huh?
Bryan: He doesn't have that sparkle in his eye.
(the portrait started to become more and more depressing looking)
Big Bird: What does this all mean?
Elmo: That's what Elmo wants to know.
Beth: It's like the whole spirit of Jim Henson is fading away.
Kyle: Okay, now we've gotta do something!

 

[redBoobergurl]

OOC: Ok, sorry to get off track and I promise to post some more in the morning, but Bryan I just LOVED the part you just wrote, especially the part with someone in a I Heart Bob Hope t-shirt and the rubber chicken with Uncle Deadly. Seriously laughing so hard right now I have tears in my eyes.

Ok, someone hurry and get this thread back on track. Sorry! Exit stage right, be back tomorrow.

 

[Erine81981]

Me: Where are we again?
Big Bird: Uh somewhere...
Grover: I see lots of Muppets.....
Wembley: Look it's mine name.
Mokey: And mine.
Herry: I see mine too.
Cookie M: Me can't see mine. Where me?
Bry: There. *points* Right there.
Cookie M: Me still..oh me see now.
Beth: I think where in the dorms theard.
Me: That is in old one. What I like to call the first year of "Muppet RUS."
Oscar: *pops out* What are we doing now? Sitting down?
Big Bird: Where trying to find out where were spoused to go.
Oscar: We're lost! Heh heh heh heh heh.....*slams lid*
Me: Oh Oscar. Don't know what it is about him.

Elmo: Elmo don't see his name.
Gobo: I think were over that part, Elmo.
Elmo: Oh Ha ha heehee ha....
Me: So anyone know where we need to meet the others?
Beth: Not me.
Red: I think we need to do some more surfing. Fun stuff. Reminds me of qerfeing.
Me: What's qerfeing?
Mokey: It's what we've been doing silly.
Me: You mean surfing. Funny names.
Boober: You thinks thats funny. "Balloon" is a funny word.
Beth: Ok we need to find out something. Anyone have a map of this computer?

(a strange orb floats past us and pops reviling Waldo) "I hear you need some help?"
Bry: Do we ever.
Waldo: Then hop aboard.
Me: *dressed like a strewetress* Single file. Single file.
Cookie M: You look funny Kyle.
Me: *looks at self* Ok? Who did this to me?
(everyone laughs)
Me: Not funny.
(everyone trying to keep from laughing)

Everyone gets on and Waldo starts up the webcar. Off they go. Time to find out where that Spy guy is.

 

[BEAR]

(Just before they continued they heard a pounding coming from behind a door)

A Gravelly Worrisome Voice: Let me out! Let me out!!
Bryan: Telly? Telly, is that you?!
Telly: Bryan, get me out!
Big Bird: Telly, what are you doing?
Telly: I was playing in the dorms and then things got weird and scary and I couldn't find my way out. Now, I'm stuck! And my triangles have eyes!
Grover: Come again?
Telly: Oh pleeeeease save me!!
Bryan: The door is stuck.
Herry: Maybe I can use my muscles to break down the door. (Herry does a football charge into the door and he falls over)
Gobo: It's blocked.
Kyle: Whoever is behind all this must have tampered with the links in this thread keeping us out and Telly in.
Cookie: That nice, Lady. Got any cookies?
Kyle: (still in "stewardess" attire) I am not a lady!
Beth: Well, anyway, I think you're right, Kyle. Waldo, is there some kind of password or code to get Telly out of the room so we can get him and move on? We've got to save Muppet Central and restore the spirit of Jim Henson!
Red: Yeah!

 

[G-MAN]

Me: Hold on, you mean to tell me that we're inside Muppet Central?
Bryan: Yeah, I thought that was obvious.
Me: Well, if this is the same "Old Dorms" I'm thinking of, then I've got an idea on how to rescue Telly.
Big Bird: Really, how?
Me: Follow me. Hehe, I've always wanted to say that.
(The group head over to the old Dorm Laboritories)
Me: You see, back when I first joined, me and my roommate Rizzo created some hijinx with a time machine.
Grover: Oh yes, I think I remember that.
Me: Well, anyway, we'll use this to get back to shortly before Telly was trapped and then rescue him.
Elmo: Elmo likes that idea, let's do it.
(But before that can happen, a lightening bolt shoots through the sky hitting the time machine and destroying it)
Spyware: Uh uh, you aren't getting out of this that easily.
Me: Oh great, now what are we going to do?

(OOC: Sorry, if it was too confusing, besides I don't know if the Muppets joining us are supposed to have been the one's we've also roomed with or what, so if you don't like this, then it can easily be disposed of, )

 

[BEAR]

(OOC: Sorry, if it was too confusing, besides I don't know if the Muppets joining us are supposed to have been the one's we've also roomed with or what, so if you don't like this, then it can easily be disposed of, )

OOC: G-Man, its cool. The Muppets we use do not necessarily have to be the dormies. They can be if you decide. It kinda seems like we have been doing that somewhat, but really we can use any of the characters we want.

 

[Erine81981]

Yea that was cool. I loved how Spyware blew up the time machine. Keep up the good work everyone.