Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[ZootyCutie]

Wow! Thanks Bry and room mates!

Janice: That should rully help out!

Lips: I feel a song coming on!

Zoot: But it should be one that's serious and has a good meaning, right?

All: Wrong!

Maddie: Krabby, Snubbull, Venonat,
Mankey, Chansey and Zubat
Slowking, Ditto, Butterfree,
Lugia and Caterpie
Oddish, Poliwag, Goldeen,
Elekid and Nidoqueen
Victreebel and Magneton -
Everybody Polkamon!


Janice: Aerodactyl, Seel, Machoke,
Marill, Moltres, then Slowpoke,
Articuno, Ditto, Muk,
Flareon and ol' Psyduck
Cloyster, Kingler, Shellder, Gloom,
Snorlax and of course Vileplume
Zapdos and Charmeleon -
Everybody Polkamon!

Lips: It's time to polka
For Ponyta and Pidgey too
Come on put on your lederhosen
And try not to stamp on little Pikachu
You'd better grab yourself a partner
Like Tentacruel or Bulbasaur (Bulbasaur!)
Hold on a minute - there's still at least a hundred and twenty-seven more

Zoot: Including Ledyba and Omastar
Jynx, Bellossom and Magmar
Geodude and Arcanine
Jigglypuff and Mr. Mime
Don't forget about Sandslash,
Exeggcute and Rapidash
Lickitung and Porygon -
Everybody Polkamon!

All: Everybody Polkamon!
Everybody Polkamon!

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: You Guys!

ZOE: What?

PETER: Janice, Lips and Zoot just moved in

BABY BEAR: Wow, the Muppet Musicians

LITTLE BIRD: I Wish that someone should play music

PETER: It's going to be some dorms, say why don't we go to Everybody Eats for some ice cream

ZOE: Okay

 

[The Count]

*Hears Maddie's song. Oh good, so I'm not the only one watching the marathon then.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

MN: Ah, so Maddy's brought the rest of the Mayhem in. Fer sure...
Nora: Hey, weren't you supposed to be on the welcoming committee or something?
MN: Oh, dear Lord, that's right. We'll have to bring some of our LPs and CDs up and properly introduce ourselves. (shifts around in chair) I've been out of it all week. But my allergies are finally, finally clearing up.
Storyteller: So what are you going to do, wear a surgical mask the next time you're in Edinburgh?
MN: No, just load up on antihistamines and try to get used to using nasal spray. (winces)
Nora: Ah...so how did everyone's day go?
Storyteller: Spent my day re-filing my legends and corresponding with a friend down at Fraggle Cave.
Nora: Is it Beige?
Storyteller: Yes, actually...he does know quite a few good stories about life and history there; guess it's the result of being security Fraggle.
Nora: What about you, Erin?
MN: Oscar would love this - I helped out in a clean-up effort down along the riverbanks and the docks on the outskirts of the city. It's an annual thing, and we often pick up quite a bit of trash out of the water.
Nora: Wow, that's cool...but not cool that the trash was in there in the first place.
MN: I know. Hensonville's got some of the best-enforced anti-littering laws in the area, but that hasn't stopped some people from being outright slobs.

 

[ZootyCutie]

(Maddie, Zoot, Janice and Lips are now in their pajamas and planted in front of the TV. Janice and Zoot are wearing the ones they wore from Muppets From Space. Lips has on a white two-piece set with grey spots on them, and Maddie is wearing Kermit bottoms and a pink t-shirt. Maddie, Janice and Lips are unhappily staring at the TV screen)

Janice: Like, whose the wise one that chose Futurama?

Lips: This is going to rot my brain!

Not my fault. Zoot is the one who got control of the remote. Sure, it's better than The Simpsons, in my opinion, but let's pry the remote out of his hands and try again with Mario Party 7.

Zoot: But I want to watch my stories.

We better do it fast.

 

[Erine81981]

Well since we kind of forgot Oscar's b-day i think he proubley enjoyed that. *phone rings* Hey there Oscar! What's the matter? Oh no! I would have never thought of you that way. Ok. *hangs up* Oh guys. We did something uncalled for. I would have never thought that Oscar would feel that way about us forgetting it.

Herry: You mean he's really sad?

Yep. That's what he sound like to me.

Grover: Why not we go out into the hallway and give him something.

Murray: What?

Maurice: Murray right. We don't have anything to give him.

We all sit to think, Few hours later........

Ok. This should work out perfect.

Grover: A tore up oiled down cap.

Herry: I hope so.

We all head over to Oscar's trashcan

*knock knock* Anyone home?

Oscar: *pops up* What is it yo.....oh its you and those cute things.

Herry: We are really sorry Oscar forgetting your birthday.

Maurice: We really feel bad.

All of us do. So we all pitched in and found this. *pulls out the old tore up oiled down cap*

Oscar: A cap?

Murray: Yep. A cap.

Oscar: This is really for me?

Uh yea. We all found this and thought this might make up for us forgetting.

Oscar: You thought this might make up forgetting my birthday?

Yea..*everyone agrees and nods*

Anything Green Boy: *comes running up* Hey there Oscar. Kyle and his monsters almost forgot this. *hands Oscar a box of gloopy candy*

Oscar: Oh for me?

Uh yea. We almost forgot about that. Thanks Mr. Messager boy.

Anything Green Boy: Welcome Kyle. See yea. *runs off*

Oscar: I understand that us grouches don't ever say this word but uh...*leans over and whispers*....thank you.

Everyone gathers closer to Oscar's can and hugs him

Oscar: GET OFF OF ME!

Herry: Oh Oscar. Your a character.

Maurice: Your one nice grouch.

Oscar: I am not nice! *groans and slams his trashlid*

Well guys. I guess we made Oscar day.

Grover: And his birthday too.

 

[Fragglemuppet]

*marches up to Oscar's can and kicks it hard a few times( Eh, ya big grouch, wake up! I got some presents for ya, and they're nice and late; figured you'd like them better that way!
Oscar: (opening lid slowly* What do ya want? I was tryin' ta sleep in here!
Oh yeah? Well, not my problem. I got some things to commemorate your day of dishonor!
Oscar: What, is that supposed to be for me? Looks trashy!
Yeah, don't know why I put so much effort in to it. Anyway, it's a large ball of torn up wrapping paper inestled in which are the tags and little plastic thingies from two new t-shirts that I bought.
Oscar: Wow! You sure know how to spoil a grouch!
Yeah, well I guess I just like seeing other people happy...or unhappy in this case.
Oscar: Oh yeah? Well, *shouting loudly* no thank you!
Me: *shouting just as loudly* You're not welcome!
*turning away towards the elivator*
Oscar: Hey, wait!
*turning back* Yeah?
Oscar: Ya know, I don't see you around here much. I like that!
Oh good, I'll have to remember to come around here more often.Bad night Oscar: hope you had a rotten birthday. *sead more softly* 'Cause I know it makes you happy. *walks into elivator, hears Oscar's lid slaming*
*back in room* Wow, I hope that rather loud conversation didn't wake anyone up. I'll have to go around the floor tomorrow and appologyze, and also welcome the new residents. Oh well, now I really must get some sleep. *whispers good night to the dorms at large, and than cuddles up for the cozy sleep I wellfully denied Oscar earlier*

OOC: Man, that was fun! *devilish grin*

 

[ZootyCutie]

(Maddie and Janice are now up and poking Zoot and Lips, who are still asleep)

Come on guys, wake up!

Janice: Like, we should rully start the day up! We can sing a song

Lips: Well, when you put it that way...

Zoot:*talking in sleep* Not now Mom. I have to save my noodles from the pirates.

Maddie, Janice and Lips: ZOOT!

Zoot: Wha! I'm up! Let's do the song!


Maddie: Particle man, particle man
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like?
It's not important
Particle man

Janice: Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle man

Lips: Triangle man, Triangle man
Triangle man hates particle man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle man

Zoot: Universe man, Universe man
Size of the entire universe, man
Usually kind to smaller man
Universe man

Maddie: He's got a watch with a minute hand,
Millennium hand and an eon hand
When they meet it's a happy land
Powerful man, universe man

Janice: Person man, person man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person man

Lips: Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with person man?
Degraded man, person man

Zoot: Triangle man, triangle man
Triangle man hates person man
They have a fight, triangle wins
Triangle man

 

[anytimepally]

Sal: Johnny! Johnny! Don! Guys, look!
Don: What is it, Sal?
Johnny: Whatdaya want you crazy monkey?
Sal: It's Randall... he's awake.. and he's not dead.
Don: Oh, good! Wonder where's he's been all this time.
Johnny: (shrugging) Eh...

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *walking by Randall's room* Ya say Randall ain't dead, eh? Good to hear, good to hear. Oh, that reminds me. When I was on vacation last week, I saw the Sesame Street "Hot! Hot! Hot! Dance Songs" CD, but didn't buy it. I was wondering if it was rare and I should have. Just checkin' in. If you need me, I'll be forcibly writing some of my fan-fic! See ya!