Muppet Email System

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Beth C

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Muppet Mail

Summary: Ever wonder what the muppets would do with Email?

(feel free to add on now that I've gotten it started)

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To: All Muppets

From: Kermit the Frog

Subject: New email system installed

Hello everyone,

As you can all tell, the Theater has now installed an Email system. I would like all muppets to use this instead of all those post-it notes you used to leave on my desk. Most of those got lost anyway or thrown out with the trash.

Remember to check your Email box daily, please. All important announcements will be there from now on, including work schedules.

Thanks,

Kermit
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To: Kermit the Frog

From: Scooter

Subject: Testing Email system

This is a test.

Scooter

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To: Scooter

From: Kermit the Frog

Subject: Re: Testing Email system

It works, Scooter. It was already tested before it was installed.

Kermit

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To: Kermit the Frog

From: Miss Piggy

Subject: The Email system

Great idea Kermie! Now I can send all my love notes to you faster!

Kissy kissy.

Piggy
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To: Kermit the Frog

From: Scooter

Subject: Re: Re: Testing Email system

Sorry.

Scooter
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To: Kermit the Frog

From: Beauregard

Subject: Post it notes

I didn’t throw them away. At least I don’t think I did.

Beau

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To: All Muppets

From: Kermit the Frog

Subject: Schedules are now up

Everyone go check the online schedules. They were posted minutes ago. It will state which day you are working and who you will be working with.

Kermit

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To: Fozzie Bear

From: Gonzo

Subject: Working together

Well, I guess it’s you and me on Tuesday. Which skit do you want to try?

Gonzo the Great
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To: Gonzo

From: Fozzie Bear

Subject: Re: Working together

Can we make it a funny one? Wocka wocka!

Fozz
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To: Beauregard

From: Kermit the Frog

Subject: Re: Post it notes

Don’t worry about it Beau, it’s not a problem anymore.

Kermit

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To: Kermit the Frog

From: Miss Piggy

Subject: Re: Schedules are up

Who was the one that decided that I was going to work with Bunsen and Beaker??? I better not find out it was you!

Piggy
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To: Kermit the Frog

From: Beaker

Subject: Schedules

Meep me mee me Meep! Mee mee meep meeepy!

Beaker

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To: Bunsen Honeydew

From: Kermit the Frog

BCC: Beaker

Subject: Schedules

>Meep me mee me Meep! Mee mee meep meeepy!

Could you translate this please?

Kermit

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To: Miss Piggy

From: Kermit the Frog

Subject: Re: Schedules

You asked for more assignments on the show. Don’t complain when you get them.

Kermit

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To: Kermit the Frog

From: Scooter

Subject: Testing Test Email System.

Testing test email system now. Does it work?

Scooter
 

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To: Fozzie

From: Great Gonzo

Subject: That skit we have to do

Well, funny is not what I had in mind. How well can you ride a motorcycle?

Gonz

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To: Scooter

From: Kermit the Frog

Subject:Re: Testing Test Email System

Scooter! It was tested already! Didn't you recieve my previous email?

Kermit

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To: Kermit the Frog

From: Miss Piggy

Subject: Stupid work assignments

>You asked for more assignments on the show. Don’t complain when you get them.

That's taking it a bit too far don't you think? Well, I'm not doing it. You can't make me.

Piggy

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To: Beaker

From: Bunson Honeydew

Subject: Re: Re: Schedules

We need to come up with something for Miss Piggy in the upcoming show. Do you think we should use her to test our new Muppet Makeup that doesn't wear off?

B. Honeydew

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To: Kermit the Frog

From: Bunsen Honedew

Subject: Re: Re: Schedules

>Meep me mee me Meep! Mee mee meep meeepy!

Could you translate this please?


You couldn't understand that? He says he was visited by Piggy and she wasn't happy.

B. Honeydew

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To Kermit the Frog:

INTERNET! INTERNET!

--Animal

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To Kermit the Frog:

Can I have DSL? Ethernet card? Cable modem? Dial up? A couple of tin cans on a string?

--Joe the Armadillo
 

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To: Miss Piggy

From: Gonzo

Subject: Sweet nothings

Nothing, nothing, nothing, toffee, candy, sweet,
I think I love you Miss Piggy,
But do you love me? Oh tweet?

Someone-who-loves-you

PS. Can you see who this is from in the From? I hope not...*shivers*
Gonzo

PPS. Ooops, shouldn't have signed my name there.
someone-who's-hiding
 

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To: Weirdo

From: Miss Piggy

Subject: Your obsessions

Kindly keep them to yourself. I have no desire to be romantically linked with you.

Piggy

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To: Animal

From: Kermit the Frog

Subject: Ineternet

No, Animal, you do not have Internet, just Email. If we can keep the show going, we might be able to add the Internet later.

Kermit

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To: Joe the Armidillo

From: Kermit the Frog

Subject: Email

You have Email access already.

Kermit

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To: Fozzie
From: Great Gonzo
Subject: That skit we have to do

Well, funny is not what I had in mind. How well can you ride a motorcycle?
Gonz
To: Gonzo
From: Fozzie
Subject: Re: That skit we have to do.

I ride a motorcycle as well as I tell jokes! Um--can't we just stick to the banana sketch?

Fozzie
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To: Fozzie
From: Gonzo
Subject: Re: Re: That skit we have to do.

That's a GREAT idea! We'll do the banana sketch using motorcycles!

What's the banana sketch?

Gonz
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To: Gonzo
From: Fozzie
Subject: Re: Re: Re: That skit we have to do.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE BANANA SKETCH IS?! It's...it's...

I forgot. Let me check my notes. Oh, and Kermit says no more motorcycles after what happened last week. That was pretty wild how you landed in the band. You might have broken something if Animal hadn't broken your fall...

And your motorcycle.

Fozzie
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To: Fozzie
From: Gonzo
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: That skit we have to do.

Whatever. I'll bring my cannon instead.

Gonz
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To: Gonzo
From: Fozzie
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: That skit we have to do.

I changed my mind. I'm doing an act with Robin. It'll include less pain.

Fozzie
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To: Kermit
From: Gonzo
Subject: Cannon

Kermit, Can I bring a cannon in for my act, and can I use Robin?

Gonz
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To: Gonzo
From: Kermit
Subject: Re: Cannon

I don't mind, don't aim it at the audience; and, NO! You CANNOT "USE" Robin!
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To: Kermit
From: Gonzo
Subject: Re: Re: Cannon

Darn.
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To: Robin
From: Gonzo
BCC: Kermit
Subject: Cannon Fun

Hi, Robin. Ever been blown from a cannon? Want to be?

Gonzo
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To: Gonzo
From: Robin
Subject: RE: Cannon Fun

Never allowed to, Gonzo! Sounds great! When?!

Robin
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To: Robin
From: Gonzo
BCC: Kermit
Subject: Re: Re: Cannon Fun

>>Never allowed to, Gonzo! Sounds great! When?! Robin

As soon as your uncle Kermit says you can!

GONZO!
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To: Everyone
From: Kermit
Subject: New Theater Rule

Everyone: The new Theater Rule is that NOBODY WILL USE MY NEPHEW ROBIN AS PART OF A CANNON ACT (this also includes any act where pain may occur). Cannons are allowed on the stage, just not aimed at the audience, as long as the act is tasteful and artistic. Karate Chops are also banned from use in, around, and away from the theater. Motorcycles are still not allowed on the stage regardless, even if it will land on Animal or the two old guys in the balcony!
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To: Kermit
From: Gonzo
Subject: Re: New Theater Rule

Darn.
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To: Kermit
From:Robin
Subject: Re: New Theater Rule

Darn.
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To: Kermit
From:Fozzie
Subject: Re: New Theater Rule

My friend the Frog,
Those two old guys in the balcony are named Statler and Waldorf! You know that!
Fozzie
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To: Fozzie
From: Kermit
Subject: Re: Re: New Theater Rule

>Those two old guys in the balcony are named Statler and Waldorf! You >know that!

Yes, I knew that, Fozzie. I was trying to be a little funny in my rant.

KtF
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To: Kermit
From:Fozzie
Subject: Re: Re: Re: New Theater Rule

Oh! Gotcha!
WOCKA WOCKA!! HAAA!!
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To: Kermit
From: Piggy
Subject: Re: New Theater Rule

>Karate Chops are also banned from use in, around, and away from the >theater.

Chicken.
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To: Piggy
From: Kermit
Subject: Re: Re: New Theater Rule

>>Karate Chops are also banned from use in, around, and away from the >>theater.

>Chicken.


Pork chops! HA HA!! >: (
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To: Kermit
From: Piggy
Subject: Re: Re: Re: New Theater Rule

>Pork chops! HA HA!! >: (

That's okay, Kermit dear. I know you're only talking brave right now because it's on e-mail; but, we'll soon meet in person and when we do I'm going to SYFFITF.
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To: Piggy
From: Kermit
Subject: Re:Re: Re: Re: New Theater Rule

I already know that SYFFITF stands of "Stomp Your Froggy Face Into The Floor," Piggy. I was only playing rough and I'm really sorry. I didn't mean what I said and I hope you'll forgive me?

Please.

Kermit
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To: Kermit
From: Piggy
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: New Theater Rule

>I didn't mean what I said and I hope you'll forgive me? >Please.

HA! That's right! BEG FOR IT, FROG!!
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To: Piggy
From: Kermit
Subject: Re:Re: Re: Re:Re: Re: New Theater Rule OUT OF OFFICE REPLY

Hi, everyone. I will be gone from the office for an undeterminable amount of time.
 

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To: Kermit
From: Beauregard

Subject: Re: New Theatre Rule

Can you add me to the list of not to be hurt items?

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To: Piggy
From: Beauregard

Subject: Kermit and vou(?) vow(?) voi(?)

What is between you guys, because I'm getting really muddle headed about it all.

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To: Rizzo
From: Gonzo

Subject: Kitchen raid

Swedish Chef is out shopping. Wana raid the kitchen?

Gonzolo
 

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To: Kermit the Frog
From: Swedish Chef
Subject: Bork! Bork! Bork!

Wir in mit der e-mailen und mir schoen HTML um click click click click click...

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To: Kermit the Frog
From: Rizzo the Rat
Subject: The mouse

Hey, should I be offended that our computers have a mouse?

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To: Kermit the Frog
From: Waldo C. Graphic
Subject: I'm an attachment!

Hey look, I'm attaching MYSELF to this e-mail message! Whoo-ha!
 

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To: Kermit
From: Stadler
Subject: E-mail

What's the difference between a Muppet and a computer?
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To:Kermit
From: Waldof

You only have to punch information into a computer once!

Do ho ho ho ho!

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To: Kermit
From: Stadler

Do ho ho ho! Gee I like this e-mail thing, now we can heckle you 24/7! and the show dosent even have to be going!

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