Muppet Email System

[McFraggle]

To: Piggy and Beauregard
From: Kermit

Subject: I don't care

I don't care who comes, just get me out of here.

 

[Infinity Sirius]

To: Gonzo
From: Robin
Subject: Magic Tricks

Are you ready to do our magic act now? I think we can do it! I get to fly!

 

[Statler]

To: Kermit
From: Stadler
Subject: E-mail

What's the difference between a Muppet and a computer?
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To:Kermit
From: Waldof

You only have to punch information into a computer once!

Do ho ho ho ho!

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To: Kermit
From: Stadler

Do ho ho ho! Gee I like this e-mail thing, now we can heckle you 24/7! and the show dosent even have to be going!

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To: Standler
CC: Woldof; Kermit
From: Statler
Subject: Who are you?

Hey Standler and Woldof...Who are you? Doh, ho ho... Me, STATLER and WALDORF were wondering why you are impostering us?
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To: ALL MUPPETS
From: Kermit
Subject: RE: who are you?

Listen gang, there are imposters using muppet e-mail! Please forword all imposter mail to me.

 

[McFraggle]

To: Kermit
From: Sam The American Eagle
Subject: Kids These Days

It just goes to show the way society is going, when people are stealing the identities of senior citizen muppets.

 

[Beauregard]

To: Peggy
From: Cermit

Subject: Imposters

Where? What imposters?

 

[Beauregard]

To: Kermit
From: Sam the Hawk

Subject: Re: re: who are you?

What are you talking about? I am not an imposter...or, if my lawyer was still talking to me...

 

[McFraggle]

To: Kermit
From: Foozie the Bear
Subject: Imposters

Somebody said there were imposters here.

 

[McFraggle]

To: Foozie the Bear
From: Fozzie the Bear
Subject: Who are you?

Who are you? Hey, would you like to hear a joke?

 

[Beauregard]

To: Ralph the Dog
From: Cammera the Chicken

Subject: Imposters

Burk, burg, burg!

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To: Crazy Hairy
From: Sweat Ums

Subject: No Imposers

Imposer not nenny of!

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To: Leak Hogfroth
From: The Sweedish Chief

Subject: Who ha, ha!

He, ho hum?

Chief

 

[McFraggle]

To: Kermit the Frog
From: Miss Pudgy
Subject: Me An Imposter

I'm worried someone may think I'm an imposter Kermie.