Muppet Email System

[Infinity Sirius]

To: Gonzo
From: Robyn

What are you doing?

 

[McFraggle]

To: Robyn
From: Gonzo

Who are you and what have you done with my little green buddy?

 

[Beauregard]

To: Little green budy
From: Dr Swinepork

Subject: Experiments

Going as planned. Can take over Muppet Show tommorow. *evil laughter*

Swinie

 

[Infinity Sirius]

To: Dr. Swinepork
From: The Real Bunsen Honeydew
Subject: Watching

I know what you are doing and I shall prevent you from taking over the Muppet Show! Happily assisted by my assistant beaker.

 

[Beauregard]

To: Kermit the Dog
From Dr Swinepork

Subject: Frd: Watching

<I know what you are doing and I shall
<prevent you from taking over the
<Muppet Show! Happily assisted by
<my assistant beaker.

Uh, oh, busted!

Swinie

 

[Infinity Sirius]

To: Everyone
From: Bunsen Honeydew
Subject: Imposters Dealt With

Hello Everyone,

I am sorry for the recent hostile takeover of the imposters from Outer Space. I was able to teleport them back to their space ship and it accidentally blew up somewhere outside the Milky Way Galaxy. We can now return to our normal Muppet Show schedule.

 

[Statler]

To: All Muppets
From: Kermit
Subject: re: Imposters Dealt With

Hi-ho everyone. I just want to thank Dr. Honeydew. Yea! The Muppets are saved again!
On another note, has anyone noticed the big mouse around here? I herd he is going to steal the muppet theater! I Think his name is mickey, and he answers to some guy name Eisner... Any Ideas on how to deal with this?

Kermit

 

[McFraggle]

To: Kermit
From: Fozzie
Subject: Re:

Thanks for getting rid of the imposters.

 

[Katzi428]

To: Sesame Street Gang
From: Kermit and the Muppets

Subject: Greetings, Sesame Street Friends

We miss you!

-Everyone here at the Muppet Theatre

To:Kermit & The Muppets at Muppet Theater
From:An Old Friend From Sesame Street!
Hi everybody! It's me! Little Prairie Dawn!
I've missed you all too! Sorry I haven't been around, but things on the Street have been kinda busy.Elmo is driving meCRAZY!! Oh well...I guess I'll put up with him. He's only a little shrimp (sorry Pepe) If you all ever need my help over at the theater, let me know,'K?
Hugs to everyone!
P.D.
PS....Um Kermit? Has the Chef's cooking gotten any better? I got ptomaine poisoning from eating one of his so called "Speshools Uv Der Day" the last time I was there!

 

[Infinity Sirius]

To: Everyone
From: Kermit
Subject: SS E-mail

I didn't know we were connected to the SS e-mail system.