Muppet Show Role Play

[Rizzo]

Owe, I haven't been this uncomfortable since Gonzo used me as a crowbar.

 

[Crazy Harry]

You watch it.

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

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*Steps on Pepe**Trips on Rizzo**Bumps into Dr Teeth*Crashes past him into Floyd**Jumps back, hits into Crazzy Harriy**Steps on Sweetums foot*

Man, we need to get Dr. Bob back. It looks like we may all end up in the hospital before this show's over.

 

[Thijs]

Pooh hey pooh hey, maybe we should blow them up to normal proportion.

 

[Sweetums]

*Sweetums yells a frightful yell, grabs his foot in his hands, and begins hopping up and down, shaking the very foundation of the Muppet Theatre. Suddenly, a stray cannonball left in the rafters by a certain long-nosed blue weirdo, falls and smashes the gentle giant on the head, knocking him both through the wall into the alley and quite unconsious.*

 

[Gonzo14]

That's where my Cannonball went.

 

[Drtooth]

Originally posted by Beauregard
*Beauregard walks in with clipboard*

And so we have...

*Steps on Pepe*

Wha...

*Trips on Rizzo*

Help...

*Bumps into Dr Teeth*

OH...

*Crashes past him into Floyd*

Sorry...

*Jumps back, hits into Crazzy Harriy*

Watch it...

*Steps on Sweetums foot*

Nothin' but net. Ha ha ha ha ha...

 

[Zack the Dog]

Woof Woof! yeah! bark bark! i'm back from my little trip!

oh...i see the crazyness only got worse...where's fozzie, i bought him a neck warmmer for his rubber chicken, i heard he was sick...maybe fozzie should feed him some chicken soup then!...oh wait, no,no Fozzie don't,don't do that....


Zack)Rowlf the dog

 

[Beauregard]

Sorry.

KERMIT!!!!! We need some help here.

Sheeesh, Now where was I.

Oh yes, Vetinarians hospital with everyone ecept me

Pig's in Space, the invasion of the canonballs.

What does that mean?

*Canon balls crash through the celling like a meatioritw shower.*

Help!!!

 

[Rizzo]

*cannonball falls directly on Rizzo*

Yow!!!!