Official Muppet Central Merchandise: Could it Happen?

[TogetherAgain]

<Dances around Prawnie's MC recliner, still wearing plastic cups on ears, still possibly growing a tail> MUUUUPPET CENTRAL MEEEERCHANDISE! MUUUUPPET CENTRAL MEEEERCHANDISE! MUUUUPPET CENTRAL MEEEERCHANDISE! WULLA WULLA!

 

[Beauregard]

*hands Lisa a note saying "Calm Down"*

*dissapeares, shadily*

 

[The Count]

*Takes message for Lisa and crumples it into a wad of paper, before shooting it into MC wastebasket littered with all those spammer jerks' accounts.

Next! OK boss what'll we slap that MC logo on now? I know, what about the trash itself!
Nah, they'll never go for it.

 

[Beauregard]

Oscar: Touch our trash, and our trash'll touch you!

 

[dwayne1115]

I have just went thought the nut house of MC oh no wait my bad i just read all the posts on this little thread.

(Slams fist on the table) I WANT A MUPPET CENTRAL KEY CHAIN!

ok I'm happy now i got to say what was on my mind now i will tap dance out of this place. Ummm where is the nearest door or should i just ask Crazy Harry to make me one.

 

[redBoobergurl]

*Looking for missing socks*
Here socks! Where are you socks? Come out, come out wherever you are......

 

[The Count]

*Security... We've got an unsatisfied customer. Better get him out of here before he unsatisfies all the other customers.

Where's that layabout Bo when you need him?
*Goes to get MC lunch at that MC restaurant where Grover the Waiter works.

 

[Beauregard]

Can't we just get Muppet Central stamps and we can stamp our foreheads with them and prove that it's not about marketing, it's about people once and for all.

 

[The Count]

But wouldn't that be marking people instead? And what if people don't want to be marked like that? Nah, let's just go with these cool MC logo design medals to go with our Kermit badges.

Flashes neon-glow MC logo medal with Jazzy Spies #7 theme.

 

[TogetherAgain]

<Dancing around in an undisclosed location, still wearing plastic cups on ears, still may or may not be growing a tail>

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE MUSIC! IT'S TIME TO MERCHANDISE! AND SELL SOME STUFF TO CRAZIES AT MUPPET CENTRAL TONIIIIIIGHT!