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Quotes by Y-O-U

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Hubert, Jun 6, 2012.

  1. Hubert

    Hubert Well-Known Member

    Well, we like to quote. That's evident in the thriving quote thread. And I noticed that we also put our own quotes there sometimes. I hope this isn't too redundant, but why don't we throw them over here, so we can admire everyone's creativity?
  2. Sgt Floyd

    Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    My best nugget of wisdom: Don't stick your finger in a piranha cage.

    Read that sentence carefully. You'll see whats wrong with it XD
  3. Yuna Leonhart

    Yuna Leonhart Well-Known Member

    Yeah, I'd like to see a water-filled cage :laugh:


    "Do you think that just because I'm friends with Camilla the chicken, I'd stop eating chickens?"
    - me to my mother in one of my crazy moments:crazy:
  4. Hubert

    Hubert Well-Known Member

    Some of my crazy moments where I just blurt something out:

    "Is my foot bleeding?!?!?!?!?!?"
    (in the middle of a silent room with a bunch of people in it, when for some reason I had the suspision that there was liquid running down my foot)

    My Mother: "This thing needs a new battery."
    Me: "My sock needs a new battery."
    (I was in the middle of fixing my sock that was uncomfortable)
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  5. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    Be yourself, no matter how jacked up you may be!

    -Me, when my teacher asked what I live by
  6. Hubert

    Hubert Well-Known Member

    "The fair thing about life is that it isn't fair."
    -the philosophical side of me
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  7. Sgt Floyd

    Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    I have some...interesting conversations with my dad.

    Me: *walks into kitchen*
    Dad: *screams to my mom in the other room* She was just about to eat the punk rocker kid
    Me: wuh? O_O
    Dad: *repeats himself*
    Me: (Still not sure what he was talking about) Well, punk rockers are tasty
    Dad: So are jocks.
    Me: What are we talking about?
    Dad: Jennifer's Body, want to watch it with us?
    Me: ... How many people died so far?

    Dad: I've been told I'm Satan incarnate
    Me: Ok?
    Dad: You know what that makes you?
    Me: *stares blankly*
    Dad: Daughter of Satan incarnate
    Me: Kay...

    Me: AAAUUUGGGHHH! Natural sunlight! It burrrrns!
    Dad: We don't want you bursting into flames, Vampira
    Me: I'm not a vampire, I love garlic too much
    Dad: True, but you are a creature of the night

    I'll let you guys make of this what you will
  8. mo

    mo Well-Known Member

    "gawd my foot hurts!"
    "I think queen is better then the beatles"
    "I was just 10 feet away from the queen! and that lady sitting next to her!"
    "is barbra striesand jewish?"
    "just had another weird dream about.."
    "hey I can"t see!"
    "I love M&Ms even though I can't eat nuts!"
    "I'm a gangster!"
    "I kinda wanna go to clown colledge!"
    "I think we should move to chicago! because I like chicago..."
    "nyan cat is awesome! ur justa hater!"
    "I want to troll someday!"
    "MIss piggy is like madonna...only better and not old."
  9. CensoredAlso

    CensoredAlso Well-Known Member

  10. mo

    mo Well-Known Member

  11. Hubert

    Hubert Well-Known Member

  12. mo

    mo Well-Known Member

  13. Oscarfan

    Oscarfan Well-Known Member

    Our Play Director: "Where's Scott?"
    Me: "He's Scott here."
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  14. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    My mom: Jaz, we gotta do your hair.
    Me: This ain't hair, this is washed naps.
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  15. Yuna Leonhart

    Yuna Leonhart Well-Known Member

    Me to my mother: "I was wondering what this sound was. A nutcracker! :D ... where's the Mouse King?"
    My mother: [looks around]: "Scampered away."
  16. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    Me: Mom, you got a michael Jackson CD?
    Mom: No. Maybe you should spend less time on your Kermie blog, and more time looking for songs.
    Me: Ok, mom, it is not called, "Kermie blog", it's Muppet central. And My USERNAME is MISSKermie.
    Mom: Riiiight.
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  17. Oscarfan

    Oscarfan Well-Known Member

    A line I ad-libbed in a friend's final project:

    "I've lost a friend once. It hurts. Hurts like pain, which hurts."
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  18. KingR76

    KingR76 Active Member

    I know that this may seem rather pretentious of me, but I'm going to quote what I came up with whilst trying to relax in bed Wednesday morning in an attempt to sleep and it boils down to last week when I heard of yesterdays event.

    Wanted to say something. which I wanted to be kind of personal but at the same time tell Kermit, and if I'm honest Jim Henson as well, I can't help but think Jim was watching over us yesterday in London, I know this sounds silly to some bit its something I believe in and I woul;dnt be surprised if he was - and to be Fair, Steve as well.) and wanted to say it in such a way that it wasn't half baked or came out wrong but what I said to Kermit is exactly what I came up with.

    "All my life, you have touched me.
    And this is because in your Heart you have Jim Henson,
    And because you have him in your Heart,
    Jim Henson touches us all."

    I admit I was emotional yesterday with saying this to Kermit (again I didnt expect the round of applause and that may have added to feeling so ovwerwhelmed) but it just felt so right to say this.

    This is my quote.
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  19. Vincent L

    Vincent L Well-Known Member

    Music makes the world go 'round.
  20. Mo Frackle

    Mo Frackle Well-Known Member

    ".....I got nothing".

    Uncle: (after my cousin tripped) "Can you walk, Sarah?"
    Me: "That depends. You got a leash for her?"

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