Role Play: Muppets Go Camping - Mountain Muppets

[Ernie101]

*Finishes the tent as he sits down to relax a little.As he hears piggy ask to take pictures*

Kermit: If I didnt love you piggy, Id say you work me to death!

 

[Beth C]

*Stumbles, and trips over a log, nearly drops her camera and lands on her fanny right by the edge of the pond.*

OWWWW!

*Sticks a finger in her ear to clean the wax out*

I must be hearing things. I could swear I just heard Kermie say he loved me.

 

[Ernie101]

*Jumps up *

Kermit: Uhm.. No piggy.. I..uh..er.. I think the heat is getting to you.. would you like to go lye down?

 

[Beth C]

*Gets up and dusts off clothes*

No, I'm fine. Yes, it must be the heat.

*Picks up camera and proceeds to take pictures of the pond*

Wow.. this place is breathtaking.

 

[Drum Eater]

Animal: "Wood! Wood! Wood! EAT TREES! EAT TREES!"
*Animal starts biting bark off of a nearby pine tree*
*The tree shakes and pinecones drop and hit everywhere*
*A pinecone falls just right and hits a propane tank for the stove*
*There is a small explosion and Animal comes out of the smoke with cinged fur*
*Crazy Harry laughs his evil destructive laugh*

 

[Ernie101]

*A pinecone hits Kermit in the head*

Kermit: Animal, would it be too much to ask for you to do something contructive? We have tons of work to do before tonight!

 

[Beauregard]

*exits camper with the spider from her bed caught in a jar*

Like, Piggy, I have something for you.

 

[Beth C]

*Turns around to see what Janice is calling her about and sees the spider in the jar*

What.... AAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

*Trips again and this time lands in the pond with a loud SPLLLASSHHHH!*

 

[Barry Lee]

*Then Sweetums pops out of the water with a snorkle*


Anybody lost a pig in the water??

 

[Beauregard]

He, he.

Oh Piggy, I thought you said you liked speiders.