Senior Boomers!

[That Announcer]

D'Snowth, great to have you! Hey, do we have any milk here? No? Well, I'll go get some. (runs out front door)

 

[redBoobergurl]

Ooh, milk goes great with chocolate cake! Hey, can we set off some fireworks later?

 

[Beauregard]

No milk? I'll get a cow.

*gladys enters*

Gladys: DOn't even think about it....

 

[The Count]

*Grover pops his head in... Thought I heard someone say something about a cow.
No, Grover it's OK. That Announcer just went to get some milk.
Grover: Oh OK.

Maybe we'll see him with Kyle and the other Monsters later.
Fireworks Beth? Well, in that case... You go get Crazy Harry and ask him for for the fireworks.

Hey, where's the rest of the band? Let's get this joint jumpin!

 

[Erine81981]

Knock on the "Senior Boomers" door..............

Hey there guys and girls and muppets of all ages. One brass band coming up. *whisles*

*In comes a brass band ready to play a cool neat muppet song*

Ok band, are you ready?

Band: Ready! *music starts*

Oh there's no fire in the fireplace there's no carpet on the floor
Don't try to order dinner, there's no kitchen anymore
But if the road's been kind of bumpy and you need to rest a spell
Well, welcome home, to Happiness Hotel.

If you got luggage keep it handy but you're runnin' out of luck
Cause the bellhops ain't too organized and the elevator's stuck
So if you don't mind friendly animals and can learn to stand the smell
Well, welcome home, to the Happiness Hotel.

Welcome home (welcome home),
Welcome home (welcome home),
No matter where you wander you will never do as well

Okay, the lobby's looking shabby and it's got the wrong address
And the whole dang thing has been condemned by American Express
Still the management is cheerful though the whole joint's gone to ****
Well, welcome home, to the Happiness Hotel.

Oh, there are bugs (there are bugs)
And there are lice (there are lice)
Sure, we have our little problems, but you'll never beat the price
You got every kind of critter,
you got every kind of pest,
But we treat 'em all as equals just like any other guest
Though you're cleaner than the others, still as far as we can tell,
You'll fit right in at Happiness Hotel
We'll fit right in at Happiness Hotel

Me:Say cheese!

 

[The Count]

*Big finish...

You may be bigger than the others, though as far as we can tell...
You'll fit right in, at Happiness Hotel...

All: We'll fit right in... At Happiness Hoooooooooteeeeeeeel!
*Eyes get dilated by Kyle with the camerra at the end.

Oh, that was fun... But where are your pals Kyle? Hmmm, wonder where the cookies should go.

 

[Beauregard]

Cookie: In me mouth! *eats them*

Man, you got crumbs on my camerbond(sp?)

 

[redBoobergurl]

All right, Crazy Harry's all set with the fireworks! They'll be colorful and pretty and set to music and so much fun!

 

[Beauregard]

*war of the worlds music begins*

Crazy Harry: Fire-works!!! Nahehehehehe!
Animal: PRE-TTY!

 

[TogetherAgain]

FIRE WORKS FIRE WORKS FIRE WORKS! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!