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Sesame Street Jokes

Discussion in 'Sesame Street' started by FredMuseumMan7, Jun 27, 2014.

  1. Luke kun

    Luke kun Well-Known Member

    What does a furry red Muppet do at school?
    He learns how to SPELLmo!
     
  2. sesamemuppetfan

    sesamemuppetfan Well-Known Member

    For once we have a decent joke on this thread!! :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
     
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  3. Luke kun

    Luke kun Well-Known Member

    Can we joke about the animations too?

    What does Tara eat on a rainy day?
    Hershey's CRACKels!

    (Note: Tara is my name for the girl in the Cracks skit)
     
  4. Schfifty

    Schfifty Well-Known Member

    Hey, the previous page had decent jokes, too! ;)

    Here's one I just made up:

    "What is Rubber Duckie's favorite episode of Dog City?"

    The Big Squeak.
     
  5. sesamemuppetfan

    sesamemuppetfan Well-Known Member

    Well, I mostly referring to FredMuseumMan7's jokes as indecent!

    And that's a good one!!
     
  6. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    What's a ghost's favorite dessert?

    Booooo-berry pie!

     
  7. Pig's Laundry

    Pig's Laundry Well-Known Member

    The title of that video is oddly specific.
     
  8. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Because it's from a sound effects library.
     
  9. Schfifty

    Schfifty Well-Known Member

    Guy #1: Hey, what do you get when you cross a young, furry red monster's name with a neurotic, magenta monster's name?

    Guy #2: I don't know. What?

    Guy #1: Come on, man. Take a guess.

    Guy #2: I don't know! Tell me!

    Guy #1: ....you just said it.
     
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  10. Schfifty

    Schfifty Well-Known Member

    Why does Count von Count love to listen to Michael Jackson?

    Because it's a thriller for him! :batty:
     
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  11. Daffyfan2003

    Daffyfan2003 Well-Known Member

    I'm not sure this was posted here before or not, but just for the heck of it:

    What did Ernie say when Bert asked if he wanted some ice cream?

    "Sure, Bert."
     
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  12. 1000 Eyes

    1000 Eyes Well-Known Member

    I'm late but just wanted to say... this joke was GREAT! :)
     
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  13. Schfifty

    Schfifty Well-Known Member

    How about this one?

    What did Cookie Monster say when he was trying to play the Wii?

    Mii want cookie!
     
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  14. Flaky Pudding

    Flaky Pudding Well-Known Member

    What was Telly's favorite show when he was a toddler? Tellytubbies
    What is Bert's favorite Family Guy song? Bert is the Word
    Why does Cookie Monster love Mother's Day? So he can bake his mom a huge plate of cookies
    Why isn't Cookie Monster's mom too fond of Mother's Day? Because the cookies are always gone before she can even arrive for the party
    What song did Kermit sing when Robot Chicken almost got cancelled? It's Not Easy Being Seth Green
    What did Big Bird say when Sesame Street began airing in England? Well, time to go back to teaching kids English!
    What is Sherlock Hemlock's favorite Harry Potter actress? Emma Watson (people familiar with Sherlock Holmes would get the reference)
    Why can't you reason with a Yip-Yip? Every time you tell them no they say "Yep, yep, yep"
    Why did the Tickle Me Elmo tester with hearing problems get fired? He misheard his boss telling him to give Elmo two "test tickles"
    Why doesn't Ernie want to live on the moon? He has a terrible fear of the place due to seeing the creepy moon monster from The Legend of Zelda as a kid
     
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  15. 1000 Eyes

    1000 Eyes Well-Known Member

    I'm familiar with Sherlock Holmes, heck I've read every story through at least thrice, and yet I still don't get the reference.
     
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  16. MikaelaMuppet

    MikaelaMuppet Well-Known Member

    Teaching people how to talk like Brits.
     
  17. Flaky Pudding

    Flaky Pudding Well-Known Member

    Watson
     
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  18. 1000 Eyes

    1000 Eyes Well-Known Member

    OOOOOOOHHHHHHH! :D
     
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  19. Schfifty

    Schfifty Well-Known Member

    What do a postman and a telephone operator like to see on Sesame Street?

    The letter and number of the day.
     
  20. Schfifty

    Schfifty Well-Known Member

    What Muppet did the rock group Toto sing a song about?

    Rosita!
     


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