The Creature Calamity Club

*comes to*

Huh? Oh, it was only you, Johnny. Stupid me. Um, do you have any idea how I can get back into ogre form? I really want to!

Uh...

*stands there like a deer in headlights, claws extended on one hand*

Edit: Ziffled...that was in response to Yuna

*just stand there, wondering what was weirder - this or Johnny having fun singing in his wolf form*

*blink blink*

*retracts claws*

So...Casey...what exactly is the problem?

*after Casey didn't say anything for a while*

Well, he really wants to return to his boy and not be a ghost anymore. He thought you might be able to help him, Johnny.

Hm...

I wonder if I can force him back in his body the same way I can force things out of someone who is possessed...

Guess it wouldn't hurt to try, would it?

The worse that can happen is nothing

(Not death? )

[goes to the garage]
[sees a ghost]
What the?!

Good, don't want anyone to get hurt

*still wearing fedora*

So...should I try? He's not saying anything. Must be out of energy or something...

Hm, maybe you should try now and then we can let him rest in his room.

By the way, nice fedora.

Fedora?
[looks at Sarge]
…

*picks up Casey, Finds his body, and shoves him back in*

*teleports him to his room*

*teleports back to the garage*

[leaves the garage]
Why didn't they notice me?
[notice that I'm in frog form]
Oh…too small.

So, Johnny, ready to buy some stuff? And what's with the hat?

*take the fedora off his hat and put it on*
How do I look?

I...uh...saw it and had to uh...

meep...

*turns invisible*

*start laughing*
Oh come on now. Don't be embarrassed. It's not like I found you naked in my bedroom

And I thought we wanted to go shopping

*goes behind Yuna and takes the hat and puts it back on*

*turns visible and grows claws on one hand, putting them extremely close to Yuna's neck*

*Freddy Kreuger voice* That would be a nightmare, wouldn't it?

*nervously*
Y-you mean catching you naked in my bedroom?
*think Uh no... that wouldn't be a nightmare if it's the male form*