The Creature Calamity Club

There's a furniture store...

*pulls into the parking lot*

*get out of the van*

Hopee we'll find everything we need.

*we enter the store*

*mumbles* Great...this stuff looks worse than the stuff you need to build at ikea...

*think Can't we just clap our hands and he furniture ill be built?

*look around*
Hm, what do you think of this cupboard, Johnny?

I guess it's nice. I'm the wrong person to ask when it comes to interior decorating. Just get what you like

Okay. But don't whine if the bed's too small. We'd just have to sleep closer together then

*choose other furniture we ould need for our cave*

Hm...strangely, I'm ok with that

*buys the stuff and loads it into the van*

Me too

*help Johnny carrying the stuff*

*get into the van again*
So, back to the cave?

Yep...

Still...wouldn't you rather get a house somewhere instead of hiding out in a cave?

Well, a nice house sounds better than a cave. Less drafty.

Not saying we can't go to the cave but I mean, trust me when I say that caves are not good places to sleep. They are humid, water constantly drips on your head, and you have to deal with the other bats who refuse to ever sleep, making lots of noise

Well, you know about it better than me
Let's just keep the furniture in the cave and when we find a nice house, we teleport the furniture there. How about it? Or should I be worried bat droppings might land on the furniture and us?

Do you really want to sleep in bat poop rain?

That is all

Nope. I seriously doubt it's hygienic

We better get a house then, huh?

That's what I've been saying for weeks

What do you say? Go house hunting? Money is no object

*grin*
House hunting it is

I actually have been doing research on some places for sale. I mean, I do feel bad for just leaving everyone, but who says we can't visit the apartment?

But is there anything in particular you want? Like how many bedrooms, bathrooms...pool maybe?

That's right. And who says they can't come to visit us?

Hm, I think four bedrooms wouldn't be bad in case we have guests staying with us and definitely two bathrooms. I don't really need a pool, but I wouldn't mind it. Besides, I'd have another reason to wear the bikini instead of just wearing it in the hot tub. That as actually the reason I bought it.
But I don't want anything too fancy and big.

Hm...I think there is a house just outside the city itself

*drives to the house*

Yep...here it is. And it does have a pool. Plus, the yard is fenced in with one of those privacy fences, so no one can see what's going on

*look at the house*

And it really looks nice. I just hope the backyard isn't overgrown