The Creature Calamity Club

*goes to Yuna's room*

Hey Yuna, I want to apolo-

**sees no ones there, and room is practically empty**
o___O

**runs to Sarges room, and sees the same thing**

Wha... Their gone?

**starts to sniffle**

I know I was alway In danger... And annoying.... But.. I didn't think they would move because of it!

**starts to quietly cry**

*teleports them to HQ*

*quickly dissolves into the floor*

*briefly look to the spot in the Johnny has dissolved into before looking around and calling out*
Hello? Fang?

*Fang comes out of a room*

Fang: Hi, Yuna. What brings you here?

Morning, Fang. I'm here to check on Rex. How is he?

Fang: He's doing great. Wanna go talk to him?

Sure
Was my spell able to cure him?

Fang: Yep. He's actually better than before. He's in the gym working out. So...if you don't mind me asking, where's Sarge?

That's great to hear
Johnny will be here in a few minutes. He's at home, feeding Spike.

*Fang leads Yuna to the gym*

Fang: Rex, you have a visitor

*Rex stops lifting weights and walks over to Yuna*

Rex: Well, hello, Yuna.

Hi there, Rex. How're you doing?

Rex: I don't know what happened, but I woke up one day feeling great!

*swirling dark vortex of doom starts forming on the floor behind Rex and Fang*

Well, I'm glad to hear that

*think At least Rex doesn't behave like a diva having her time of the month anymore*

So, is everything alright around here?


(7000 posts! Yay!)

Rex: Yep. Everything has been fine. Nothing bad has happened recently

*rises out of vortex, leaving it underneath him*

*Freddy voice* Then I think we are overdue for some fun *evil laugh*

*Rex and Fang freeze in fear*

*makes arm intangible and harmlessly thrusts claw through Fang's chest*

*Fang looks absolutely terrified*

*Rex slowly turns to look, screams, and darts behind Yuna, hiding behind her*

Rex: PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!

*try to look terrified but instead I look like I'm about to burst out laughing*

*takes arm out of Fang's chest*

*Fang faints as soon as it happens*

*looks at Rex*

Hehehehehe

*scrapes claws against the wall and starts walking towards Yuna and Rex*

*want to plead to not hurt us but I'm too busy holding back a laughter*

Hehehehe...

*suddenly disappears*

Rex: O_O *breathing heavily*

*reappears behind Yuna with claws against her throat*

Here's Johnny! Hehehehe

(Ow...I hurt my own brain with that awful pun)

*in a nervous voice*

Johnny as in Johnny Depp as Sweeney Todd? Or Johnny as in the handsome guy who happens to be my boyfriend?

Johnny as in the guy who goes crazy in the Shining and tries to kill his family...watch more horror movies...or read more Stephen King

*harmlessly jams claws into her throat*

*Rex really does wet his pants* I'm so sorry, Yuna...*backs away slowly*