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The Creature Calamity Club

Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by The Count, Jun 22, 2012.

  1. Sgt Floyd

    Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    Rex: Yep. Everything has been fine. Nothing bad has happened recently

    *rises out of vortex, leaving it underneath him*

    *Freddy voice* Then I think we are overdue for some fun *evil laugh*

    *Rex and Fang freeze in fear*

    *makes arm intangible and harmlessly thrusts claw through Fang's chest*

    *Fang looks absolutely terrified*

    *Rex slowly turns to look, screams, and darts behind Yuna, hiding behind her*

    Rex: PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!
  2. Yuna Leonhart

    Yuna Leonhart Well-Known Member

    *try to look terrified but instead I look like I'm about to burst out laughing*
  3. Sgt Floyd

    Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    *takes arm out of Fang's chest*

    *Fang faints as soon as it happens*

    *looks at Rex*

    Hehehehehe

    *scrapes claws against the wall and starts walking towards Yuna and Rex*
  4. Yuna Leonhart

    Yuna Leonhart Well-Known Member

    *want to plead to not hurt us but I'm too busy holding back a laughter*
  5. Sgt Floyd

    Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    Hehehehe...

    *suddenly disappears*

    Rex: O_O *breathing heavily*

    *reappears behind Yuna with claws against her throat*

    Here's Johnny! Hehehehe

    (Ow...I hurt my own brain with that awful pun)
  6. Yuna Leonhart

    Yuna Leonhart Well-Known Member

    *in a nervous voice*

    Johnny as in Johnny Depp as Sweeney Todd? Or Johnny as in the handsome guy who happens to be my boyfriend?
  7. Sgt Floyd

    Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    Johnny as in the guy who goes crazy in the Shining and tries to kill his family...watch more horror movies...or read more Stephen King

    *harmlessly jams claws into her throat*

    *Rex really does wet his pants* I'm so sorry, Yuna...*backs away slowly*
  8. Yuna Leonhart

    Yuna Leonhart Well-Known Member

    ... I'd rather have my boyfriend...

    *pretend to make gasping noises, as if I can't breathe and I'm about to die*
  9. Sgt Floyd

    Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    You want your boyfriend?

    *Looks at Rex*

    Isn't that cute? She wants her boyfriend

    *looks back at Yuna*

    You really want your boyfriend?

    *retracts claws and starts to turn back to normal*

    *voice starts to go back to normal* Here he is...

    *Rex looks dumbfouned*
  10. Yuna Leonhart

    Yuna Leonhart Well-Known Member

    *look at Johnny and grin*
    Hey there, handsome :D

    *whisper*
    You know, when I said "let's see if Fang and Rex wet themselves" I didn't expect Rex to really wet himself :p
  11. Sgt Floyd

    Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    *Fang wakes up gasping and feeling his chest*

    Fang: Wha...wha...@_@

    Rex: -_- I can't believe this...I should have recognized the clothes...
  12. Yuna Leonhart

    Yuna Leonhart Well-Known Member

    *giggle*
    Aw, c'mon you two :p

    :sing: Life's no fun without a good scare
  13. Sgt Floyd

    Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    Rex: Sarge, you are one sadistic person -_-

    Sheesh...it's October, a month to be scared.

    Hey, I should get a job at a haunted house!

    Rex: Haunted Houses are banned here. In fact, Halloween is banned here...

    What? O_O
  14. Yuna Leonhart

    Yuna Leonhart Well-Known Member

    What the *beep*!? O_O

    Why the *beep* is Halloween banned here? Does it have something to do with Monstropolis's history?
  15. Sgt Floyd

    Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    Rex: Basically. When they banned monsters, they banned anything having to do with monsters. They even destroyed all stone gargoyles on buildings...even though gargoyles are supposed to ward off evil...
  16. Yuna Leonhart

    Yuna Leonhart Well-Known Member

    That explains why there was a gargoyle on that hundred year old picture of the city hall while here isn't one in present time.

    *sigh*
    All because some monsters and witches thought they were better than normal human beings ._.
  17. Lola p

    Lola p Well-Known Member

    *goes to Vincent's room*

    *knocks*
  18. Sgt Floyd

    Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    Rex:.................that wasn't a gargoyle...
  19. Yuna Leonhart

    Yuna Leonhart Well-Known Member

    That... wasn't a gargoyle?
    *frown*
    The wings looked like Johnny's wings... Holy poop! Don't tell me that was a petrified bat demon O_O
  20. Sgt Floyd

    Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    Rex: That's what happens if a bat demon is killed by light magic...

    @_@


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