The Creature Calamity Club

Warm blood bags... Everywhere.....


**fangs come out an eyes turn crimson**

[waitress comes back]
Where did they go? They were just here a minute ago.

OOC: since when did I start using "clerk" instead of "waitress"?

No! Control yourself!

(waitress, shouting) SOMEONE KEEP QUIET IN THE BATHROOM!

*fighting off urge*

If you drank this blood would it help or make things worse?

*sees waitress come in barhroom*

*to waitress* Get out...now...

Waitress: Ok, but KEEP QUIET! Sheesh…
[walks out]

*drinks*

I'm better now

*sigh* *retracts fangs*

Ok...hopefully disaster averted...lets go back and just eat

Clerk Waitress: Oh, there you are. I was wondering where you two went. Your *whatever* is served.
Oh, and I believe I haven't introduced myself. My name is Robin……what's so funny about that?

**i see what you did there**

Did you happen to see anything in that bathroom?

No, just a couple of people being loud, and I told them to shut up. Why ask?

OOC: My mom's best friend who lives in the US is called Robin.

** oh, I thought because you like Robin...**


Did you notice anything about me?

Why must we have these kinds of conversations?

What? YOU were the one making noises in the bathroom? Please don't do that again, it distracts the other customers.

OOC: (to Grace) It's both.

EDIT: quit ziffelin'
Clerk: I rather not have these conversations, myself.

**gets up, and stumbles to the back of the shop, where various monster items are being kept*

Is this some sort of supernatural shop or...

Waitress: Oh, my boss's son likes monsters. That's his collection. There's a replica of Yoda, I believe, a full body Sweetums suit (whoever that is), and countless other stuff. There's even a sock puppet named Robin the Frog that he teases me with.
Please don't touch anything.

Look, they have that same talisman thingy...