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The Creature Calamity Club

Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by The Count, Jun 22, 2012.

  1. miss kermie Well-Known Member

    Waaaaaaaait, my microwave is REALLY high powered. It's chrome, you know?
  2. Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    Will you stop eating those? Here, have a normal bagel. You want grape jelly or blood jelly? Its made with cow blood. Cow blood is a great substitute for anything :D
  3. Hubert Well-Known Member

    I was thinking more along the lines of using the stove, over the microwave.

    *tries cow blood bagel*

    Ich. Once you have these radioactive bagels, normal ones taste terrible.
  4. miss kermie Well-Known Member

    Ew. Cow jelly...
  5. Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    Cow blood is normal?
  6. Hubert Well-Known Member

    You said, "Here, have a normal one. You want grape jelly or blood jelly?" I assumed that meant that the cow blood one was normal.

    Regardless, it was bad.

    *picks up another radioactive bagel*
  7. Yuna Leonhart Well-Known Member

    *stare at them all before I start preparing the chicken and noodles, clucking to the tune of The Rainbow Connection*
  8. miss kermie Well-Known Member

    Dude, save me some bagels.
  9. Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    Eh...for a werewolf, you sure don't seem to like blood :p
  10. Hubert Well-Known Member

    *continues eating radioactive bagel*

    *to Jaz*

    Where do you buy these things?
  11. miss kermie Well-Known Member

    Ummm, at Robomart?

    Seriously though, save me some.
  12. Hubert Well-Known Member

    Cool...anyone want to go with me to Robomart after we're done making this soup...which we haven't even started on yet...
  13. Yuna Leonhart Well-Known Member

    Hubert, stop eating those bagels and help me preparing the oil noodle soup.
  14. Hubert Well-Known Member

    OK...so we'll need chicken...

    *reaches out the window and grabs live chicken*
  15. Yuna Leonhart Well-Known Member

    You kill it, I'll do the rest.
  16. Hubert Well-Known Member

    Kill it? Well, if you say so...

    *picks up a baseball, and tosses it at chicken*
  17. miss kermie Well-Known Member

    You know, you COULD get Sarge to do it.
  18. Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    *sigh*

    CLAWS READY! *proceeds to kill the chickens*
  19. Yuna Leonhart Well-Known Member

    I'm not going to look...
    *avert eyes*
  20. Hubert Well-Known Member

    Excuse me! I have just as much power to kill it as Sarge does...I just wanted the little guy to die peacefully...

    Do you think we should have a funeral for him?

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