The Creature Calamity Club

You knew him for like, a minute.

I'm already in black

And are you even sure it's a male? Could have been a female who just laid some eggs.

But the short time I knew him, he influenced me more than anyone I ever knew.

Let us now commence the singing.

*sings*

When the mountain touches the valley
All the clouds are taught to fly
As our souls will leave this land most peacefully
Though our minds be filled with questions
In our hearts we'll understand
When the river meets the sea

O_0

By the way, Yuna, you can ask Mr. and Mrs. Peck about his gender.

*continues singing*

Like a flower that has blossomed
In this dry and barren sand
We are born and born again most gracefully
Plus the winds of time will take us
With a sure and steady hand
When the river meets the sea

If we must hold a funeral, can we play this?

Patience my brothers
And patience my son
In that sweet and final hour
Truth and justice will be done

So... So... No soup then?

Like a baby when it is sleeping
In its mother's loving arms
What a newborn baby dreams is a mystery
But this life will find a purpose
And in time we'll understand
When the river meets the sea

When the river meets the almighty sea

I'm preparing the soup right now, but someone will have to slowly hat up the oil.

Are we done yet?

Is he still singing?

Can we knock him unconscious?

My dear friends, it is now time for the burial of Gregory Peck. Please proceed in front of the counter. Our dear friend Yuna will be doing the burial honors, burying him in the soup.

*roll eyes and hum various Final Fantasy game over theme while "burying him in the soup"*

Now, what about the oil?

Gregory, may you rest in peace. Wherever you go next, may you be showered with blessing because of the impact you made on each and every one of our lives. You are truly a remarkable role model, someone we can all learn from. Jim Henson once said that his ambition was to leave the world a little better for having been there. You certainly can have no doubts that you did that. You led by example. You were a great leader. You are someone we can all look up to. May you rest in eternal peace.

It's in my fridge, but hide my bagels from Hubert.

My dear friends, it is now time to commence the funeral brunch.

Yeah, Gregory's someone we can look up to... for being delicious
At least I hope he tastes delicious.

*get the oil out if Jaz's fridge and hide the bagels from Hubert*