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The Creature Calamity Club

Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by The Count, Jun 22, 2012.

  1. Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    How do you know he was born 1995?
  2. Hubert Well-Known Member

    Mr. and Mrs. Peck informed me.

    It is disrespectful to call a person who has passed on delicious. Please apologize to Gregory, and Mr. and Mrs. Peck, Yuna.

    We will now begin getting out the food for the funeral brunch. The main dish: radioactive bagels.
  3. miss kermie Well-Known Member

  4. Yuna Leonhart Well-Known Member

    Does it mean I have to apologize every chicken I've eaten in my life? And no radioactive bagels for you, my boy. Have some chicken soup instead.
  5. Hubert Well-Known Member

    Just apologizing to Gregory and his parents will be good enough. And it is disrespectful to eat a person at their funeral brunch.
  6. miss kermie Well-Known Member

    Don't make me come out there and slap the bagels out your hand Hubert
  7. Hubert Well-Known Member

    Slapping at a funeral brunch is also disrespectful. Please give Gregory and his parents the respect they deserve through this extremely hard time.
  8. Yuna Leonhart Well-Known Member

    Okay, okay.
    *mumble This is ridiculous*
    My apologies to Gregory and Mr and Mrs Peck, yadda, yadda, yadda.
  9. Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    *snorts* I'm not apologizing to lunch
  10. Hubert Well-Known Member

    Mr. Peck: Bawk, Bawk!

    Mr. and Mrs. Peck accept your apology, Yuna.

    Mrs. Peck: Bawk, Bawk, Bawk!

    But they're still offended by Sarge.
  11. Yuna Leonhart Well-Known Member

    I rather eat it :p
  12. Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    Good. I'm glad
  13. Hubert Well-Known Member

    Mr. Peck: Bawk Bawk!

    They are now once again offended by Yuna's comment. When we have guests who are entering into very rough waters, it is imperative that we treat them with respect.
  14. Yuna Leonhart Well-Known Member

    Even when they end up as our dinner sooner or later?
  15. Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    If I had pyrokinesis those chickens would be roast chickens
  16. Hubert Well-Known Member

    Mrs. Peck: Bawk Bawk Bawk!

    Mrs. Peck says that the couple refuses to be dinner. They're family has already lost too much, they won't be able to bear much more.

    *four chickens fly in window*

    Who are you?

    Chicken: BAwk Bawk Bawk Bawk.

    Ah. These are some relatives from New Jersey. This is Uncle Fritz and Aunt Margaret, and these are their sons, Cousin Ralphie and Cousin Tammy.
  17. Yuna Leonhart Well-Known Member

    I have fire magic. I could burn them to make roast chicken for dinner :D
  18. Hubert Well-Known Member

    Please do not burn them. After their loss, they have become like family to us.

    Uncle Fritz: Bawk, Bawk, Bawk!

    Of course, Uncle Fritz, I think that would be OK.

    Uncle Fritz was wondering if his family could borrow an apartment, so they can support Mr. and Mrs. Peck during their hard time.
  19. Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    They ca have an apartment in my stomach :p
    Yuna Leonhart likes this.
  20. Yuna Leonhart Well-Known Member

    *think At least we have our Sunday dinner nearby*

    Isn't that a little ridiculous? But if you like.

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