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Vincent L

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The sea sparkles so in the sun…I should write a poem about it someday…
 

Sgt Floyd

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Woman: P-please don't hurt me O_O
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You know, there is a perfectly good fireplace with some logs in it downstairs. It might be a bit warmer :wink:
 

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Hehehe....


*Smirks*

Im thirsty, Sweet heart. Can't help it!

*Stalks toward her*
 

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*woman starts crying and pulls out a cell phone, calls 911*
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Lets go downstairs then :smile:
 

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*As soon as she starts to talk, Smack her phone out of her hand*


Why can't it just be us two?


*Puts Mouth on neck, but withdraw from biting*

What blood type are you?
 

Vincent L

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[suddenly remembers the incident from yesterday]
Screw it…the moment's ruined
 
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