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The Creature Calamity Club

Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by The Count, Jun 22, 2012.

  1. AlittleMayhem Well-Known Member

    *to Yuna*

    Oh, well. Thanks for the OJ. I'll have whatever you've got to eat.

    *drinks OJ*

    *shifts from one foot to the other*
  2. Yuna Leonhart Well-Known Member

    One moment.

    *go back to the kitchen and come back a few miutes later balancing a tray with rolls, a knife and various spreads*
    I wasn't sure what you like but I hope this is okay.
  3. AlittleMayhem Well-Known Member

    That's great, thanks.

    *takes roll, spreads with jam and eats it*

    *notices the pair staring expectingly*

    Is there something wrong?
  4. Yuna Leonhart Well-Known Member

    Uh not really... but do you have a home to return to?
  5. AlittleMayhem Well-Known Member

    *looks away but takes another roll*

    No. My now ex- landlord threw me out after he found out was I was.
  6. Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    Well, we own an apartment complex in the city for...uh...non-human creatures to live in. You are welcome to move in
  7. Yuna Leonhart Well-Known Member

    Oh... this is unfair. What's wrong with being a monster? :/

    But I think I know where you could live.

    Edit: ziffled :p
  8. AlittleMayhem Well-Known Member

    Really? That's great!

    Wait, what's the catch?
  9. Yuna Leonhart Well-Known Member

    There's no catch but non-human beings are feared in this city, so you have to be in human form and not use your powers unless absolutely necessary.
  10. AlittleMayhem Well-Known Member

    *gulps*

    Yeah, about that...uh, well it's long story. Do you mind at all?
  11. Yuna Leonhart Well-Known Member

    We don't mind at all.
  12. AlittleMayhem Well-Known Member

    Okay, here goes...

    About two months ago, I was just walking to work and all of a sudden, I blacked out. A week later I woke up in a hospital. Apparently a dog walker found me unconscious in the park but I have no idea how I got there. In fact, I remember nothing of what happened that week. After I was discharged, I carried out life as normal, but one night my feet began to hurt terribly. I was in the worst pain I had ever felt, agony in fact. I couldn't sleep and I was too afraid to move. When the pain finally stopped, I looked down at my feet and...well, see for yourself.

    *kicks off shoes and reveals to have two goat hooves with green fur instead of normal human feet*
  13. Yuna Leonhart Well-Known Member

    *look at her feet, eyes widening*
    Oh my...

    I... I don't know what to say. I've never seen anything like this...
  14. AlittleMayhem Well-Known Member

    Well, obviously neither have I. I knew there's a widespread hate for monsters, so I knew I had to get rid of them. A friend from work knew someone from, shall we say, underground resources. One of them was a man called Jimmy Millet. He said he knew a surgeon who would give me a foot transplant. I wasn't sure if I could trust them but after I was evicted and fried, I was desperate. So I drove out here but turns out my new feet aren't great with driving, as you can see outside.

    As you saw yesterday, whatever is going on with my body isn't done yet. I don't know if I'll ever get powers. I can't even shape-sift! It was easier to hide my feet, even though it's really uncomfortable but now this *indicates to skin* has happened. I don't know what to do now.
  15. Yuna Leonhart Well-Known Member

    Hm, I think I know who could help you and I assure you, you can trust them.
  16. AlittleMayhem Well-Known Member

  17. Yuna Leonhart Well-Known Member

    It may sound unbelievable but there's a branch of the Men in Black dealing with creatures like us in this city. They protect those who just want to live in peace and try to stop the evil ones.

    *give May a friendly smile*
    I'm sure they're willing to help you :)
  18. Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    I'm sure one of those bracelet things would work until...or if...you get the power to turn human...
  19. AlittleMayhem Well-Known Member

    You're right. That does sound unbelievable.

    What bracelets?
  20. Yuna Leonhart Well-Known Member

    Power neutralizing bracelets. You look just like a normal human and you can't use your powers while wearing these.

    I get you one.
    *leave and come back with one just a few minutes later*

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