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Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by The Count, Jun 22, 2012.
He should see you shirtless in human form. That's a way hotter sight than a vulcano
*takes shirt and coat off, takes a picture and sends it*
You took that seriously?!
Well, he is hot
"How does that even work?"
*read the message*
How does what work? How a lovable rat demon and look so hot in human form?
If anyone gets to see Johnny naked, it's me, got that?
"I'm in better shape than you'll ever be. My demon form just has some extra padding to protect all that sexiness "
We don't want anything to happen to this nice sight after all
I'm sure he's completely annoyed now. And probably a little freaked out.
*gets text back*
"Can you run at the speed of sound?"
No, but I can fly that fast
Maybe some Haste spells might help
If Johnny would fly as fast as he can, plus with the assistance of my Haste spell, he'd be way faster than Steve
And, unlike Steve, Johnny doesn't have masculinity issues, nor does he have any reasons to have them
Should we show some sympathy for Steve?
"I'll get back to you on that"
"You wanna be a wise *beep*? How about a little competition?"
Compete? On what, running? Or sexiness?
Running would be problematic, but sexiness... Johnny would surely win
Still, I don't really like the idea of a competition :/
I think the texts seriously damaged his brain.
"Athletics. If you are SO much better than me, prove it."
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