The Creature Calamity Club

He should see you shirtless in human form. That's a way hotter sight than a vulcano

Again, evil

*grins*

*takes shirt and coat off, takes a picture and sends it*

You took that seriously?!

Well, he is hot

*gets text*

"How does that even work?"

Naked?

*read the message*
How does what work? How a lovable rat demon and look so hot in human form?

Edit:

*to Vince*
If anyone gets to see Johnny naked, it's me, got that?

*sends text*

"I'm in better shape than you'll ever be. My demon form just has some extra padding to protect all that sexiness "

*giggle*

We don't want anything to happen to this nice sight after all

I'm sure he's completely annoyed now. And probably a little freaked out.

Hehe...good

*gets text back*

"Can you run at the speed of sound?"

No, but I can fly that fast

Maybe some Haste spells might help

If Johnny would fly as fast as he can, plus with the assistance of my Haste spell, he'd be way faster than Steve

And, unlike Steve, Johnny doesn't have masculinity issues, nor does he have any reasons to have them

Should we show some sympathy for Steve?

*sends text*

"I'll get back to you on that"

*gets text*

"You wanna be a wise *beep*? How about a little competition?"

O_0

Compete? On what, running? Or sexiness?

Running would be problematic, but sexiness... Johnny would surely win

Still, I don't really like the idea of a competition :/

I think the texts seriously damaged his brain.

"What kind?"

"Athletics. If you are SO much better than me, prove it."