The Creature Calamity Club

*evil grin*
Maybe something like this?
*kiss Johnny*

Guess ill eat stuff I hate.
*eats carrot*

(you think I haven't seen that already?)

[sits on a log, throwing stones in the ocean]

I dunno...he's seen us kiss before. Although we never tied him to a chair and forced him to watch us kiss for an hour

(faaaaaaaaail...)

Hm, I like the idea. He gets his punishment and we have our fun

And we need some kind of torture device to stop him from blinking

(i feel a tech disturbance in the universe...)

Let's use cellotape, like in cartoons

(wow)

Aw, I was hoping we could get Jaz to build some crazy, inhumane device that hold's your eyelids open...

We could do that, too, of course

(Thank you sarge!)

(as I said before, someone should make a Torture Me Vincent doll…)

Hehehe...he'll learn to not go swimming in random hot tubs again

( ill make it )

That'll teach him a lesson and we have some fun at the same time

(or maybe "always wear pants in hot tubs" )

**Quickly hides womans body and looks innocent when cops arive**

Think Jaz would do it? Should we go ask her?