The Creature Calamity Club

[lies on the beach, looking at the sky]

Sunny sky, clouds running 'round
Birds fly, no one around
Sun hanging high, my face, not a frown
A campfire nearby, cheerful light, joyful sound

Cop: does that really matter?
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I guess...

Yes, It matter greatly.....

*Does not smile, because fangs are out*

Come on, no frowning. We already frown a lot when we're in trouble. Just enjoy the moment with me in your arms.

Cop: If you really must know, I have to other cops as back up...
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Its just hard when everyone thinks you don't want to be around them...

granted...sometimes you really don't want to be around them I'm still trying to scrub that image from yesterday out of my head...

*nod in understanding and hug Johnny tightly*

I'm still wondering how he managed to find us but I wish he hadn't. You don't deserve a torture like this.

How many cops?

**Doesnt realise fangs are starting to poke up, but only very briefly**

(Bleh...typo. I meant two)

The fact he's so much younger than me...ick...

Oh, Really?

Could you get them for me? I have to tell you about the acident... They atacked me. Please bring them here!

If it makes you happy, I rather have guys around my age. Especially the one on whose lap I'm sitting at the moment.

Cop: You are hiding something. I don't get why you can't just tell me what happened...
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Not exactly what I meant but its better off that way

*hugs Yuna a bit tighter*

Listen, I need to tell all of you!

PLEASE! I think she was apart of a gang! I fear for my safty!

*rest my head on his shoulder, absentmindedly scratching his ear*
I love being in your arms...

Cop: Whatever...*radios for the other cops and they soon show up*
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Mmmhmmm...*eyes closed, really relaxed*

Good. Now follow me....

**Leads them to the same alley the other woman was in, with blood all pver the place. Fangs soon spear**

*think Don't think I'm gonna sleep alone tonight. Would feel too cold for me after this*

*still scratching*
I'm glad to see you relaxed. If anyone needs a vacation, it's you.

Cop: What the...*other cops pull out their guns*
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If Grace is the trouble magnet, what am I?

*pins all of them to wall and atacks one, draining them*

My big, tough, cute bat demon who had a lot of stress thanks to Grace's trouble magnetism.

Stress would be an understatement...