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Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by dwayne1115, Nov 28, 2012.
[Walks over to Hubert stuck under the tree]
Um, please tell me this wasn't deliberate.
Hey, who wants to watch a movie? I got uh... hey! Who replaced my copy of the uncut MFC (with commercials) with Leonard Part 6?!
*looks outside at various people slipping on ice* We should really do something about that icy patch.
: Not to worry! I've been working on something that will melt the ice. *takes laser out of his pocket* Now, I'll just try it out on Beakie to make absolutely sure it works. Hold still, Beakie! *shoots Beaker with the laser*
: MEEEEEEEE... *melts into a puddle*
[Janken ladles some of the punch into a cup. He takes a sip, then gets a funny look on his face. He spits what looks like a very large nail into his hand.]
: Okay, what wise guy spiked the punch?
Uh, Bunsen? If this is supposed to stop the ice, why did you try it on Beaker? He's not ice....
: This thing can melt anything, not just ice!
Yes but, melting means destorying and why do that on Beaker?
You know, what? Forget it. Who wants cocoa?
: *giggles nervously and runs to the hot tub*
: *sees the puddle of Beaker and gets excited* EAT GOOP!
Oh, no... Anyone seen Floyd? He's the only one who can control Animal!
Hehe...I was checking out possible bunking arrangements, and I kinda got stuck here.
Hey Doc, you wanna try now? I think it was this ornament hanger that was inserted into my collar.
:Here I am! Animal! No eat!
: No! No eat!
: *Sadly* No eat...
: There you go buddy...
Okay, I'll go behind Doc Hogg and pull! Oi, everyone! Lend a hand!
[A bunch of literal hands is thrown]
Haha very funny.
*sigh of relief* Thanks, Floyd.
: Hey, no problemo!
*runs over to Bunsen* You have to get Beaker back to normal! You've done it before, when he was harmed by one of your experiments.
: Hehe, hands! Good one! *sits down in recliner* Oof. I need to take a break, you shouldn't do strenuous exercises after you just ate.
Sheesh...talk about helping your friend in a time of need...
There ya go, Beak.
*cracks ice open*
: ME MO ME MOO! *goes after Bunsen*
Okay, everyone ready? After three! One-
:Wait is it one, two, three and then pull or one, two and pull at three?
Erm, the latter Gonzo. Okay, one, two, THREE!
[The long line of Muppets pull]
Hahahaha. -drinks punch but then spits it out- Janken's right. Who messed up this punch?
Look! Wayne and Wanda are here!
Wayne: *sings* Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose...
Jack Frost: *shows up out of nowhere and bites Wayne's nose*
Wayne: Come, Wanda my dear. Let's look for a mistletoe.
*flies out from under the tree and in to the line of Muppets, knocking them over like a line of dominoes*
And this party continues to injure me.
: -referring to Wayne and Wanda- Oh man. Those two are too square for us.
: Fer sure.
: If you're gonna get any mistletoe action, at least get it by surprise. -laughs-
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