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Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by dwayne1115, Nov 28, 2012.
: Mistletoe? Is that a disease? *looks worriedly at his toes*
Last time I recalled, Big Bird, it's not. Don't be worried.
: Oh, that's a relief! By the way, have you met Mr. Snuffalupagus? He's my best friend... hey where did he go? Snuffy?
Don't worry, Big Bird. I'm sure he's around here somewhere.
: *rushes in* There's a big furry elephant-like thing in the hottub, hokay?
-sees other humans/Muppets screaming and running out of hot tub-
What's going on?
: GIANT FURRY ELEPHANT!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!
-goes over to hot tub and sees Snuffy in there alone-
Yup. He's in there.
*gets up from fall, and brushes some excess tree off*
Sheesh...I should quit going to Christmas parties, they all seem to result in something weird happening to me.
*looks over to DH, who is sleeping in the recliner*
Snuffy: Ohhhh, dear... I'm stuck.
*scratches head* What do we do? I've never tried to pry a snuffleupagus out of a hot tub before.
*Gordon comes out with half of his moustache shaved off*
Gordon: What was that?
Susan: (laughs)... Uh, honey?
Susan: Uh... how can I say this?
Chris: Uncle Gordon! You finally got rid of the moustache!
Miles: Well, part of it. Nice going, dad!
Gordon: What are you talking about.... ?
: Maybe we could blast?
: Did somebody say "blast"?
*hears Crazy Harry*
Uh-oh, run for cover!
*drags DH out of recliner*
*looks at Gordon, trying not to laugh* Who did that to you?
Never mind, Crazy Harry. We'll come up with something.
: A whatever that repulsive thing is is stuck in a hot tub? We should call the exterminator at once!
: Maybe we should call Ghostbusters.
WE'RE NOT CALLING ANYONE!
: 'Jou can call me, maybe?
Would you like to be stuck in a hot tub with a snuffleupagus?
: -gulp- I'll pass. -goes off-
Gordon: Did what?
Link: Pardon my, my good man. You better have a look at yourself (hands Gordon a mirror)
Gordon: What? Oh no! That scream must have scared me while I was shaving. Well that's just great.
Link: It's better than great. It's quite a style! You, my friend, are quite a trend setter. I taught him everything he knows.
: Suit yourself. *leaves caressing dynamite plunger*
: *sees Snuffy* Oh, wooooooow! Like, I rully shouldn't have had so much punch. I'm hallucinating fer sure!
: I see him too, babe.
*tosses DH back into recliner*
So now we have a Snuffle-bleh...snuffalupel..snupa...snoopyloofel...snapalafel...falafel...
Yeah...we have that thing stuck in the hot tub.
Wait! I think I may have an idea. All we just need is a giant net, some rope or chain, and a heavy weight champion wrestler.
: Hey man, I have some extra chain for Animal that we could use!
: He's a snuffleupagus! Please, just get him out of there!
Telly: Oh, no! What if he never gets out? He'll have to spend the rest of his life in there! *starts to hyperventilate*
For some reason I can't say it though...snufflarpagoose...snoofeloctupus... snaffelactorous...snoppeloobaghost...
*pats Telly on the back*
Don't worry, Tell, it's all gonna be OK. Except my pronunciation of sniffelopagos.
Good thinking. Thanks, Floyd!
-goes upstairs and drops net on Snuffy. Then comes down and wraps chain tightly around net containing Snuffy-
Okay. If we all pull together, we can 99.9% get Snuffy out of the hot tub. Ready? PULL!
-various Muppets and humans pull chain to get Snuffy out of hot tub-
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