The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

[anytimepally]

Hah, yeah, where are those darn penguins?

*dancing*

PLEDGE NOW - We're only $10 away from affording a trampoline for the penguins!

*gives the last $10*

*dancing on the trampoline*

 

[Winslow Leach]

Leprechaun: Hey, the bloke's havin fun! Let's not ruin it! PARTEEEEEE! *a group of leprechauns put a grape nehi in Tony's hand and begin to dance*

Ooh! I've never had grape nehi before...(takes a swig) Hmmm...quite tasty...you know, this reminds me of...

(Tony immediately falls down, totally passed out)

 

[anytimepally]

Okay, I'll entertain you guys until our Master of Ceremonies returns!

(Tony leaps out of his seat)

Anyone ever hear of The Elevator Dance? Anyone? No? Okay, get a load of this! The Elevator Dance!

(stands still for 30 seconds, without moving a muscle)

Get it? It's The Elevator Dance! It has no steps!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(is bombarded with rotten fruit and vegetables)

:Where Does he get these jokes?
:What jokes?

haha!

 

[dwayne1115]

When i want things to work i hit buttons lets see if this works


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Umm Count hurry man!

 

[Beauregard]

I better sleep, my friends.

See you tomorrow for the rest of the ceremony!

 

[Winslow Leach]

Hahahaha! **has a laughing fit over Tony's joke** Encore, encore!

(Andy Kaufman voice)

Tank you veddy much!

(bows)

Thank you, thank you, oh please, please! You're much too kind, ladies and germs, much too kind!

(sings off-key)

Whether I'm riiiiiiiiight....thank you....whether I'm wrong, whether I find a place in this world or never belong, NEVER belong, I'm talkin'...I've gotta be meeeeeeeeee...I've gotta be meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....yeah....for what can I beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? Yes, ladies and germs, I've gotta be me. That's my philosophy, and...and it should be yours. Yes, yours. And that's free advice. No charge. Why? Because you've been a swell crowd tonight, I really mean it. I mean it from the bottom of my showbiz heart...

(sings)

I've gotta beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Thank you, thank you, oh, you're much too kind, I don't deserve your applause, no, no, please...applaud yourselves! You've been a wonderful audience! Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all week! Don't forget to tip your waitress! "Don't go out in the rain without an umbrella," that's a good tip right there. You can use it, it's a freebie. Why? Because you've been so swell to entertain! Goodnight, everyone! Oh, you're such a wonderful audience! Thank you, thank you! Oh, you're all much too kind!

 

[Luke]

Yea, i'm outa here too. I mean i'm excited about these awards and all, but i start seeing chickens in lederhosen if i stay up past 3am.

I really gotta stop subscribing to that strange dutch satellite channel.

 

[dwayne1115]

ok sleep tight all that are leaving

EDIT Hey Ed is on here dont nobody move

 

[The Count]

*OOC: Three pages of muffining to read through? Are you guys nuts? Well, yes, you are. OK, here's the next award. Just gimme some time to read through the backlog of posts before the one after this.

*Fanfare to Monsterpiece Theater plays as an armchair swivels around.
Cookie: Hello, me Alistair Cookie. Me here to present award for Don't Eat the Pictures. Or best avy-tar. Whatever that is.
Me wonder who won. Oh boy, me getting so excited. Me can hardly contain meself! Me so hungry to find out!
*Devours the envelope in Cookie Monster fashion.
Me: Cookie! Now how will we find out who won?
Cookie: No problem... Winner is that Prawn guy. Though it originally tie between him and me good friend Kyle Wilkenson.
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d172/nickguy505/Awards/donteatpictures.png

Hi Grover, hi Herry.

*Curtains fall as we try to sort out the mess here at the convention center.

 

[dwayne1115]

Awsom Good job Ryan wtg man ya! now aren't you glad you stayed up?