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The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by theprawncracker, Feb 16, 2008.

  1. The Count Moderator

    *Next up... An almost eight foot-tall canary ambles up to the podium.

    Big Bird: Why hi there. I was asked to deliver the next award to the one true Sesame Street enthusiast. So congratulations to the person chosen to get the award of Can You Tell Me Who to Give... Who To Give this Award To? to Bryan Seastrom... My good friend, BEAR
    http://i31.tinypic.com/25g6usj.jpg

    *The roomies hug and leave the stage together.
  2. BeakerSqueedom Active Member

    Bunsen:
    I'm starting to think so, too, Miss Katie.

    Claudia:
    :0 Katie, you do realize you are encouraging more torture, right?

    Bunsen:
    Whatever are you talking about?
    Oh, how she loves the chit-chat.

    Claudia:
    But...but..but...Look at Beaker!

    Bunsen:
    Beakie is in good condition!
    The carrot-top is tip-top, I'm sure.
    Isn't that right, Beaker?

    Beaker:
    (Clings to Katie fearfully)
    Me-meee-eee..mum-mu-mu-mumee....
    (Shaking)

    Bunsen:
    Of course I am.
    (Smiles good naturedly)

    Claudia:
    (Clings to Composta)
    Y-y-yee-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
    (Screams)
  3. Fragglemuppet Active Member

    Oh Claudia, relax. *talking quietly to her* This guy's so absent minded that it may never happen.
    *Shields Beaker.*
  4. The Count Moderator

    *Sal pops up behind Claudia... Hey, youz gonna update those stories of yours you crazy?
    Johnny: That's enough Sal. Let the nice girl go.
    Sal: Whatever you say Johnny.

    There comes an orange blur of fur who hops up onto the stage.
    Gobo: Hey, I'm here to give out the next award. This one's called the Fraggle Freak for greatest Fraggle Rock enthusiast. Boy, it sure seems like there are a lot of Fraggle fans popping up lately eh? What with all those great Fraggle fanfics. And the award goes to... Kathleen Burke or as Wembley and I know her better, Fragglemuppet. Heh, even her name sounds like she deserves to have won this one.
    http://i26.tinypic.com/2w65jll.jpg

    *Ed turns around to ask Claudia something.
    Hey sis... Are the trophies you made shaped/sculpted/represent the Muppet who's presenting them? Sorry I never thought to ask before.
  5. Fragglemuppet Active Member

    *Stands up.* Wow, two awards! I feel so loved! Thank you everyone! I know I may not be the most active in the Fraggle Rock section of the forum, but Fraggle Rock played an important part in my childhood, and even when I had stopped consciously thinking about the show every moment, I still found little and not so little reminders of its influence in my day-to-day life. I guess it really is true, and now it is my motto; "You can not leave the magic."! *Turns to Gobo.* I love you guys. Thank you.
  6. The Count Moderator

    *The underside planking of the theater opens up as a dirty gnomelike figure makes an appearance... The filth accumulated from his long years spent in the labyrinth evidence his dingy and somewhat untrusting demeanor.

    Hoggle: Someone call on Hoggle... They say they want me for an award. So I give this thing, Fan of Fantasy, to a man named Lazlo.
    http://i26.tinypic.com/mab1y0.jpg

    *He puts the championship cup into a couple of bats who ferry it off to their proper owner. The keeper of the gate descends to resume his chores, peddling and haggling with visitors at the convention center's entryway.
  7. Winslow Leach Active Member

    Yes, yes she is as a 'smatter of fact! But in this context, she seems rather uncomfortable donning a wig, singing backup (sorta) and...well, she'd rather be taking care of more important things on the ship, lol!;)

    BTW, thanks for the cheers, Claudia! It took us a good...oh...four and a half minutes to rehearse that number!:p

    Congrats to Bryan, Kate and Lazlo!:)
  8. Pork Active Member

    I"M AWAKE!

    What did I miss? Oooh, lots of awards. WELL DONE EVERYBODY. Including SQUEEKUMS! And FRAGGLEMUPPET! Woot
  9. dwayne1115 Well-Known Member

    are the awarders over?
  10. Pork Active Member

    I don't think they are yet.
  11. The Count Moderator

    Uh hi... The awards aren't over yet. We still have about two-fifths of awards to hand out. But we're um, rechecking somethings at the moment. There seems to have been a minor snafu with one of the trophies, so we're inspecting the remaining awards at the moment.

    *OOC: Was alerted to this by Lisa... If anyone could help out by PM'ing me to check that the trophy links match up with the award themselves which I happen to have tucked away, I'd appreciate it. Thanks and we'll be back after these commercial messages.
  12. dwayne1115 Well-Known Member

    Wow I'm reminded of the 2004 elction
  13. BeakerSqueedom Active Member

    To Eddie:
    Not exactly trophies.
    They're actually certificates.

    [Crickets play, before laughter from the audience ensues]
    Did not know we had to present them trophy style.
    [Reddens]
    Well, they are framed certificates...
    :3 Is that ok?
    [Gets off the stage in embarrassment]

    [Bangs head against wall]
    I NEVER GET THEM RIGHT!
    TROPHIES! NOT CERTIFICATES, CLAUDIA!
    [Does a Don Music]

    x) LMAO!
  14. Pork Active Member

    They look really good Squeekums!
  15. BeakerSqueedom Active Member

    Thank you, Porkums.
    I am fetching two awards I forgot. x)
    -Runs like crazy-
  16. Pork Active Member

    Run Squeekums....run!
  17. BeakerSqueedom Active Member

    Runs violently out of the auditorium.

    I AM RUNNING!
    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    Bunsen:
    (Running with her)
    Better late than never!


    ---

    Ok, got the awards...
    We may continue when Ryan/Eddie make the call.
  18. Pork Active Member

    Good, good.

    *squilch squoilm* Stupid cookie.*tosses rubber cookie in to the unsuspecting crowd.*
  19. The Count Moderator

    Aw... C'mere Squeekers. It's OK sissy... You did a great job with your artwork. And hey, now we have an extra surprise for later in the evening. So hey, cheer up okay? No tears.

    Eleanor whispers to Deadly, motioning for him to take over the proceedings.
    UD: Mmm... Well ladies and creeps. It seems my lot has fallen to give away the special exclusive award for Plays with Dolls or greatest enthusiast of Muppet action figures. And such an honor is bestowed for the second time in a row to my now roommate... Ed "The Count".
    http://i31.tinypic.com/2wnokl2.jpg

    *Pats Claudia's shoulders, then is surprised to hear own name called. What? Oh... Thanks everybody. To tell the truth, I'm glad you chose me to receive this one... Especially when my grand display is in such need of tending to. At least the doors are starting to take shape... Hopefully, I'll have pictures to show everybody off in their proper spotlight much later this year.
    *Accepts the honor and sits down after assured that Bunsen will keep Claudia company and keep her in good spirits.
  20. Pork Active Member

    WOO HOO! *Claps Wildly* GO ED!


    Hey, this was my 2,000th post. hehe. Yah!

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