"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[RedDragon]

<scratching sounds come from oven>

Mairin: *laughs nervously* Maybe you guys should take this outside...

 

[theprawncracker]

Telemachus: It's cold outside!
Jack: Yeah, it's cold outside! And besides! I want those biscuits!

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: THERE AREN'T ANY BISCUITS! NOW GET OUT!

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: Hey! Don't yell at me sister! This is my house! ...Sorta! I'm at least sorta kinda related to Bo in some way! Sorta! I'm not moving!
Telemachus: And I'm with Jack here, so I'm not leaving either. And I want biscuits too...
Jack: ...You can leave.

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: I'M NOT YOUR SISTER! THIS AIN'T YOUR HOUSE! AND THERE AREN'T ANY BISCUITS YOU NIT-WIT!

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: STOP YELLING AT ME! I LOVE YOU! WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THAT?! AND WHY AREN'T THERE ANY BISCUITS?!
Telemachus: *eats popcorn*

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YOU STOLE MY SHOVEL! AND BECAUSE I SAID SO!

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: WHEN DID I STEAL YOUR SHOVEL?! I NEVER TOUCHED YOUR SHOVEL!! AND I'M MAKING BISCUITS!

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: KEEP AWAY FROM THAT OVEN OR YOU'LL REGRET IT!

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: WE SHALL SEE! *opens oven and dragon jumps out onto kitchen table* ...You had... A dragon... In the oven... EW! Your cooking is AWFUL!