"The Moppet Family..."

[DanDanStrawberry]

Well, if no one else wants him
*goes to eat father*
Actually, I'd better not. He needs to pay for my new foot.

 

[Beauregard]

*one eye opens*

Pay for your foot? I wouldn't pay for a single toe of that thing....er....*looks at Dan-Dan's smile* Er...how much was that?

 

[theprawncracker]

*Finnaly catches up with Dan-Dan*

Ok Dan-Dan thing! I've got you now!

*sees foot*

What the heck is that?!?!

*Has idea*

I have an idea! I challenge your foot to a battle with my dog!

Mrs. Jones: Grrr!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

I'm afraid if you don't pay
*gestures to stomach*
Where's that wallet of yours?

 

[Beauregard]

*eyes narrow*

I'll get you for this...

*hands over wallet*

 

[theprawncracker]

Hey! Don't ignore my challenge you! Get him Mrs. Jones!

*Mrs. Jones jumps on the foot*

MWoO ha ha ha!!!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*pays for foot*
Now what shall I name you?

 

[theprawncracker]

Oh! It doesn't have a name yet?

*pulls Mrs. Jones off of foot*

Then I shall wait to fight you.

*massages Mrs. Jones doggy shoulders*

Just you wait!

 

[Vibs]

*Finally Mingo and the twins reached the petstore*

Viq: No Vibs I hate that dress of yours.

Vibs: WHAT!?!?!?!?!!!!! Oh you!!! I'm gonna make you regret that!!! I'm gonna turn you into... into... *spots foot* A FOOT!!
*Points finger at Viq, but Viq avoids the magic ray and the spell hits the petfoot of danDan's*

Viq: ha ha ha! what a miss!

Vibs: Hmrf. *PUFF*

Viq: oink? Oh grrrr... *frowns*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Foot: Ow! That hurt
DanDan: Excuse me, did you just speak to me?
Foot: Well, not you personally
DanDan: *gasps* Foot! You're alive
Foot: Am I?
DanDan: You're as alive as the contents of my stomach!!
Foot: Well I must be alive then
*they hug*
*for people as stupid or more stupid than me: Vibs just hit DanDan's pet foot, it is now alive*
Foot: Do I have a name?
DanDan: How should I know?
Foot: I am your pet foot!
DanDan: Hmmm....what do you think about the name DanDan?
Foot: Hideous
DanDan: Excuse me
Foot: What?
DanDan: That's my name!!
Foot: Is it?
DanDan: It is indeed
Foot: Hmm...
DanDan: How do you feel about the name Fem-Taeer?
Foot: I love it
DanDan: Then from this moment that shall be your name. Fem-Taeer Moppet. Or Fem for short
Fem: Fabulous
*they leave the shop, leaving Viq, Vibs and Mingo without a lift home*