"The Moppet Family..."

[Vibs]

Viq: oink oink oink oinky oink.

Vibs: "It is not funny Vibs" ? Oh yes it iiiiiiis!! I-oink. Oink? Oh oink... OINK!!!!

Viq: oink oink!

Vibs: Oink oink oinking oink oinkoink oink!

Viq: .... oink.

 

[theprawncracker]

Hey! I thought we were gonna fight!

*walks over to Vibs Viq and Mingo*

Well, what do we do now?

 

[Vibs]

Viq: oink... Hmrf, much better.

Vibs: oinkyeah. But you are gonna regret you turned me into a JacK!!!!

Viq: I turned you into a Jack?

Vibs: *hugging Jack's arm*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*the lemon arrives back at the pet store*
Fem: Well, I don't really approve of violence
DanDan: Don't be such a sissy.
Fem: I'm not being a sissy
DanDan: Yes you are. Prove you're a man
Fem: I'm not a man!!!!!
DanDan: Oh. Well...prove your girl power then
Fem: I'm not a girl!!
DanDan: Then what on earth are you
Fem: What are you?
*DanDan whispers to Fem*
Fem: Wow
DanDan: Shhhh
Fem: I'm just a foot
DanDan: I see

 

[theprawncracker]

Sheesh...I wonder if I can have Mrs. Jones attack Vibs?

Mrs. Jones: *licks Vibs' face*

I geuss not...

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Uh oooh...

Vibs: Mmmm... wait! Attack Vibs huh?...

Viq: UH OOH!!

Vibs: ... So you could save me and be my prince! Oh Jack... You are so romantic.

Viq: Uh... um, Oh... *frowns*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Director's Note

(Actor's Note [for the Series 1 Moppet Family DVD Audio Commentary])
Would you believe it... Fem Tæer is Danish for "Five Toes"? Vibs would, she's the one who gave me the name
In Character:

Fem: Do I smell?
DanDan: Do I?
Fem: Never mind...

 

[theprawncracker]

Yeah sure. Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'm going to find DanDan!

*runs off to find DanDan but doesn't realize Vibs is still on his shoulder*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: Fem?
Fem: Yes DanDan?
DanDan: Why is that curly-haired boy chasing us?
Fem: Why is there a baby on his shoulder?
DanDan: Why is there a talking foot on mine?
Fem: Why do you even talk to feet?
DanDan: Don't ask me...

 

[Vibs]

Viq: ... Mingo, I need a hug. And a lollipop.

... somewhere on jack's shoulders...

Vibs: Where are you taking me? Oh maybe he's gonna propose! I'm so excited!