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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by D'Snowth, Oct 3, 2014.

  1. Pig's Laundry

    Pig's Laundry Well-Known Member

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  2. LittleJerry92

    LittleJerry92 Well-Known Member

  3. MikaelaMuppet

    MikaelaMuppet Well-Known Member

    Jack Black: Animal, what are you doing here?

    Animal: ...Acting... Naturaaaal.
     
  4. LittleJerry92

    LittleJerry92 Well-Known Member

    "I'd suck Bobby Mcferrin's toes in Don't Worry, Be Happy" -yours truly

    This is me being satirical before anyone thinks I'm being serious.
     
  5. LittleJerry92

    LittleJerry92 Well-Known Member

    Ezekiel: We should hit the winner's compartment, eh? Cause I ain't NEVER gonna sit back here! Huh, NEVER!
    Noah: Is "never" your policy on mouthwash too, home-school?
     
  6. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    "Whaddya say!?" ~ Whatdoyousay Bird

    "Fer cryin' out loud!!!" ~ Forcryingoutloud Bird

    "Oh boy! Oh boy!" ~ Ohboy Bird

    "Ohhh . . . really." ~ Ohreally Bird

    "You know. You know." ~ Youknow Bird

    "RIGHT ON RIGHT ON!!!" ~ Righton Bird
     
  7. cjd874

    cjd874 Well-Known Member

    Sam the Eagle: That does it! I am leaving! (walks away, but then stops and turns around) Well? Don't you have anything to say before I go?
    Floyd Pepper: Yeah! On your way out, can you empty the garbage?

    The Muppet Show, Episode 312: James Coco
     
  8. CBPuppets

    CBPuppets Well-Known Member

    Cyborg: Green Undies? And Elf Boots?

    Beast Boy:
    You Killed a Christmas Elf and Stuffed his body into that box! That's cold!

    Robin: Don't be ridiculous

    Cyborg: Yeah Beastie, obviously Robin Didn't kill a Christmas elf. He's just hiding the fact that he used to be a Christmas Elf!

    Raven: Is it super cold at the north pole?

    Starfire: Did the Santa Claw receive my letter?

    Robin: I AM NOT AN ELF!!!

    --Teen Titans Go! Episode: Garage Sale--
     
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  9. LittleJerry92

    LittleJerry92 Well-Known Member

    "Alan is a beautiful man."

    -me
     
  10. cjd874

    cjd874 Well-Known Member

    Miss Piggy: How should I know what 'Cuanto Le Gusta' means?

    The Muppet Show, Episode 210: George Burns
     
  11. LittleJerry92

    LittleJerry92 Well-Known Member

    Schemer: *after falling into a kiddie pool from being tricked by his newphew Schemee that his coin changer is in it* Now I gotta go home and get my mommy to help change.
     
  12. MikaelaMuppet

    MikaelaMuppet Well-Known Member

    Mr. Conductor: The inside of the switch house. What else would I see? Well done, lad. What's your name?
    Matt: Mat--Matthew--M-- Matt!
    Mr. Conductor: Or is it Matthew-Matt-Matthew? And you may call me Mr. Conductor. Well, you're a good worker. You know who'd like you? My friend Thomas.
    Matt: Thomas lives in there with you?
    Mr. Conductor: Dear me, no! Thomas is a steam engine, and he lives on the Island of Sodor. You are interested in trains, aren't you?
    Matt: Yes, sir.
    Mr. Conductor: Splendid. Then I'll tell you a story about my friend Thomas. You do like stories, don't you?
    Matt: Oh, yeah.
    Mr. Conductor: Very well. But first, I have to find my whistle.
    [he looks in his pockets for his whistle and finds it]
    Mr. Conductor: Ah! Here we go!
    [he blows his whistle and the first story begins]
     
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  13. LittleJerry92

    LittleJerry92 Well-Known Member

    "Yes, toads are frogs."

    -zefrank1
     
  14. LittleJerry92

    LittleJerry92 Well-Known Member

    For any vets on here who need a good laugh:

    "Whatever." - Mike Bennedict
     
  15. MikaelaMuppet

    MikaelaMuppet Well-Known Member

    As long as we are engaged in storytelling that moves the culture forward, it doesn't matter what format it is.

    - Levar Burton
     
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  16. LittleJerry92

    LittleJerry92 Well-Known Member

  17. MikaelaMuppet

    MikaelaMuppet Well-Known Member

    When are you seeing him?
     
  18. LittleJerry92

    LittleJerry92 Well-Known Member

    Like I said, Sunday 2:00. (11/4).
     
  19. antsamthompson9

    antsamthompson9 Well-Known Member

    Kevin Clash: I was thrown Elmo, I was given Elmo.
    Joey Mazzarino: Don't give it away, it's in the movie!
    Kevin: Yeah, it's in the movie, I'm sorry.
    Matt Vogel: Spoiler alert!
    Joey: No, go ahead and tell them. Save them 5 bucks.
    Matt: 5 dollars?
    Joey: 15 dollars worth is 1983. (they laugh) The last time I was at the movies! How much does it cost now everyone to go to the movies? The last thing I saw was that American Gigolo. It was awesome, I love that young Richard Gere, he's lovely! Sorry.
    Matt: But back to creating a character!
    Kevin: Yes. We - well, JOEY digressed.
     
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  20. LittleJerry92

    LittleJerry92 Well-Known Member

    Me: YOU GOT A YIELD SIGN!

    *happened today when I was in my friend Jeff's car and there was a car pretty close to hitting my side.

    I do commonly say this driving alot also.
     


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