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The New New Quote Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by D'Snowth, Oct 3, 2014.

  1. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Since apparently the Quote Thread got deleted again...

    LOVELACE: You're a trouble-maker, Unger!
    FELIX: And darn proud of it; this country was founded by trouble-makers!
     
  2. MuppetSpot

    MuppetSpot Well-Known Member

    Steve D'Monster: I like Corndogs
     
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  3. mimitchi33

    mimitchi33 Active Member

    Eel: I'm sorry, did I shock ya? I just want to get rid of all this gloom that seems to be around ya!
    Scarecrow: Eel! What are you doing here?
    Eel: I'm your fair-eel godmother. You know that's your trouble, Scarecrow. You don't believe in fairy tales.
    -Britt Allcroft's Magic Adventures of Mumfie, Scarecrowella
     
  4. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    TV ANNOUNCER: What's more exciting than listening to Taylor Swift's new album, 1989?
    ME: Watching grass grow. Watching paint dry. Betting on snail races.
     
  5. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    JAPANESE #1: RUN! IT'S GODZILLA!
    JAPANESE #2: It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws, it's not.
    JAPANESE #1: STILL, WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS GODZILLA!
    JAPANESE #2: Though, it isn't.
    BOTH: *Scream and run*
     
  6. Dominicboo1

    Dominicboo1 Well-Known Member

    Girl Scout:I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious girl scout cookies! Do we have a deal?
    Wednesday:Are they made from real girl scouts?
     
  7. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    "Why does God make everything bad feel so good?" ~ Dirty hippy
     
  8. Dominicboo1

    Dominicboo1 Well-Known Member

    Arthur:*speaking in code*The penny jar sure is mean
    Brain:Yes it's almost as bad as.."the rug"
    Arthur:What?!
     
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  9. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    "You know, the kids on F.R.I.E.N.D.S make money in two days than we did in five years of doing THE ODD COUPLE. They may have made more money, but I bet they didn't have more fun than we did." ~ Jack Klugman on himself and Tony Randall
     
  10. Dominicboo1

    Dominicboo1 Well-Known Member

    D.W.*talking in her sleep*It's wrong...it's wrong
    Arthur:Something's wrong
    D.W.:Because..because
    Arthur:Because...
    D.W*wakes up*BECAUSE ARTHUR IS A DODO BRAIN!
    Arthur:Because Arthur is a dodobrain!
    Francine*on walkie talkie, laughing*
    Arthur:Stop laughing Francine!
     
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  11. Dominicboo1

    Dominicboo1 Well-Known Member

    Billy Butcherson:Go to ****!
    Winifred Sanderson:Oh! I've been there thank you! I found it quite lovely!
     
  12. WalterLinz

    WalterLinz Well-Known Member

    One of my favorite quotes from MMW:

    Constantine(as Kermit): "Walter and Fonzie have quit The Muppets."
    Lew: "You can quit The Muppets??!!"
     
  13. MuppetSpot

    MuppetSpot Well-Known Member

    Mac: Is it only me or I feel a draft
    Bloo: Don't look me
     
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  14. Drtooth

    Drtooth Well-Known Member

    "You could be the Joint Beefs of Staff."- Tina Belcher
     
  15. antsamthompson9

    antsamthompson9 Well-Known Member

    "The plot would probably be something very simple, yet complex with a lot of easy things to follow, yet very difficult to understand by the end. But yet, it would also have very easy-to-understand things going on, that then maybe eventually you would think: Oh, that's not easy. That's very complex. That's very hard to follow. But, uh-oh! It's simple and I get it right away. So I think that's probably what it would be." Pepe the Prawn on the movie he'd like to make.
     
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  16. WalterLinz

    WalterLinz Well-Known Member

    Jean Napoleon: "They're incapable of being culpable!":attitude:
     
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  17. mr3urious

    mr3urious Well-Known Member

    "When did video games become so violent and scary?!"

    - Wreck-It Ralph
     
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  18. MuppetSpot

    MuppetSpot Well-Known Member

    Mac: Bloo did you cut a hole through my pants
    Bloo: Hmm, Maybe, Why do ask
     
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  19. mr3urious

    mr3urious Well-Known Member

    "Ohhhh... I should eat a pony."

    - Senor Cardgage
     
  20. cjd874

    cjd874 Well-Known Member

    :grouchy: "Just because a guy's in a container doesn't mean he's baggage! ….Whaddaya mean, canned goods?! PUT ME DOWN!!! YOU CALL THIS RED CARPET TREATMENT?" :grouchy:

    Oscar the Grouch, Sesame Street Episode 1091 (Hawaii part 2)
     


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