Down where I live, it's mostly ethnic groups that pronounce it otherwise, which is why I said Doug is so far the only white guy I know of who pronounces it that way, lol. In re-watching some older episodes, I actually overlooked a review that had one really redundant, yet amusing bit... DOUG (as a little kid): You may be big and strong now, but I'M drinking my MILK! *Doug takes a drink and grows into a teenager* DOUG (as a teenager): Which will allow me to grow strong bones, clear skin... *Doug takes another drink and grows into his present self* DOUG: And will make me invincible against Satanic troll attacks! *Walks away* ROB: *Confused* What? *Get attacked by a Satanic troll* ANNOUNCER: Milk. It keeps you safe against Satanic troll attacks.