The Return of "Muppet What-Ifs?"

What if Floyd was like...scared of Spiders or something and screamed like a girl?

What if Janice wasn't like, so totally valley girl, m'kay?

What if Janice actually actually had a female voice?

hahahahaha

What if Zoot was the biggest chatter box of em all?

What if a Muppet flamingo continued to make more Sesame Street appearances after episode 831?

What if Mister Rogers was a muppet?

What if Bob Keeshan (Captain Kangaroo) guest starred on "Sesame Street"?

What if Topo Gigio guest starred on Sesame Street? (Personally, I think that'd be awesome.)

What if the Mr. Men and Little Misses made appearances in animated clips on "Sesame Street"?

What if the Muppets had thier own Version of "Kingdom Hearts?"

Now... What if the characters from "Fraggle Rock", "The Dark Crystal", "Labyrinth", "The Storyteller", "Dinosaurs", "Dog City", "The Song of the Cloud Forest", "The Secret Life of Toys", "Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas", "The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss", "Jim Henson's Animal Show", "Farscape", "BRATS of the Lost Nebula", and "The Hoobs" had their own version of "Kingdom Hearts"?

What if Ernie was the neat one while Bert was the messy One?

That's pretty much what Kuriboh just said, isn't it? .....Only longer?


What if the Muppets had their own talk show?

Then Richard Hunt would have used his puppets to tease Keeshan every chance he got.

According to the big tribute show for Richard on MuppetCast, Richard tried to audition for Gus Allegretti (aka Mr. Moose), but Gus turned Richard away for his own safety. The thing is, it seems as if Keeshan or some of the other higher-ups involved with the show could be tyrants on the set at times, and Gus (who was an old college friend of Mr. Hunt, and therefore Richard was like a son to him) didn't want Richard exposed to any on-set trauma.

Now, then, back to the what-ifs: what if the Muppet crew filmed an episode of TMS outside of the studio, perhaps in a place like Trafalgar Square or Hampstead Heath?

What if Jerry Nelson performed in "The Fantastic Miss Piggy Show"?
What if Kevin Clash, Martin P. Robinson, Pam Arciero, Karen Prell, Kathryn Mullen, and David Rudman were actually credited for "The Muppets: A Celebration of 30 Years"?

What if Jim Henson performed Grover intsead of Frank Oz?

What if Gonzo was still a whatever and not an alian?
What if Dr. Teeth lost his teeth as he got older?
What if there were no muppets *gasp*
What if Mrs bittermen did bye the muppet theater?
What if someone else made the muppets?
Well thats all I have now, and iknow I'll think of more.

What if they made earlier Muppet segments in "Good Morning America" before 1992?

What if Kermit the Frog began making appearances on the Jimmy Dean Show instead of Rowlf?

How about... What if Bert and Ernie started making appearances on "The Mike Douglas Show" as well as "The Ed Sullivan Show"?

What if Oscar the Grouch was voiced by Jim Henson instead of Carol Spinney?