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Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by MrsPepper, Jun 21, 2005.
I did not take the topic to this hairy place *hides*
Not saying you did Songa... Just a word to all here.
*Leaves muffin for Red.
That one's for Songa Clauds... Yours is back in the kitchen. So no fighting. Unless Nick steals it.
*Leaves to get ready for awards.
You have all just killed the thread.
My love, don't cry!
<3 We kill with honor. <3
lol! Was it a mercy killing? Because somehow I don't think the thread quite deserved it.
You killed it in spirit. Though it may continue, it is dead inside.
<3 Aw, sorry, babe.
[Tries to put life into it]
Hark! I come not to bury this thread... But to kill it instead! After all, is it not for fair Pepper that we do the threads we kill kill for pride and honor? Yae, lend me your ears... On second thought, hold the ears yourselves. We march upon the thread to kill it... In the name of Pepper! And, of course, muffins!
*Ziffled... *Puts thread on operating table.
Deadly, lightning please!
*The patient gets a good dose of voltage.
*Flubbing the thread with muffin.
Live, live d**n you! No, don't you dare die on us now. You're too good a thread to do that to us! Live! Live!
*Meeping can be heard as thread flatlines.
To Claudia in Dr. McCoy voice: It's dead Jim.
Count! How could you! And you're a man of such responsibility and dignity, how could---
My goodness! Count, you charlatan of a moderator, you.
Anyone like a double entendre with a lemon on the side?
Good job, Doc.
Yes, shame on Eddiekins!
I would LOVE some, Nick.
Extra lemon, please, Nick.
Count, I appreciate how hard you tried. But... maybe it's time to... let it go! **starts sobbing**
No you wouldn't, so you don't get any. And cause you're my rival, remember? You DON'T LIKE the Terror that Rambles in the Night. Or in the day. Or in Evening. So, no.
Let's check my hit list:
SEE! You're number one! Not only that, you're probably making Count jealous. So yeah. No double entendre for you.
Count's number two because of the...*grunts* PIT INCIDENT. You know what I'm talking about, Number Man.
D'arneth! A ziffel by the name of Pepper happened. Pepper, you're on AM's Heroes list, so no worries.
... Let it go? Noooooooooooo!
Where's that Fluffy? Get him to write some new script! Tell him we'll have Kathy Greenwood as a special guest star... And he'll finally get to meet her this time. And there'll be punch!
*Cannot let T*K*O die like that. *Pumps muffins into the flatlined thread.
What a dramatic irony!
Which reminds me...*finds dramatic iron and dramatically irons pants*
How do you kill a thread about killing?
White a Weapon probably.
*fires cannon* Do what sorry?
*flies out of the cannon* Whhoooo hoooooooooo!
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