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The "Thread Killers Organisation", or "TKO"

Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by MrsPepper, Jun 21, 2005.

  1. Redsonga

    Redsonga Active Member

    I did not take the topic to this hairy place *hides*
  2. BeakerSqueedom

    BeakerSqueedom Active Member

  3. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Not saying you did Songa... Just a word to all here.
    *Leaves muffin for Red.

    That one's for Songa Clauds... Yours is back in the kitchen. So no fighting. Unless Nick steals it.
    *Leaves to get ready for awards.
  4. MrsPepper

    MrsPepper Active Member

    You have all just killed the thread.

    :cry:
  5. BeakerSqueedom

    BeakerSqueedom Active Member

    ;_; Peppeerrrr!
    -glomps-

    My love, don't cry!
    LOL!

    <3 We kill with honor. <3
  6. MrsPepper

    MrsPepper Active Member

    lol! Was it a mercy killing? Because somehow I don't think the thread quite deserved it.

    You killed it in spirit. Though it may continue, it is dead inside.
  7. BeakerSqueedom

    BeakerSqueedom Active Member

    <3 Aw, sorry, babe.
    [Tries to put life into it]

    D:
  8. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Hark! I come not to bury this thread... But to kill it instead! After all, is it not for fair Pepper that we do the threads we kill kill for pride and honor? Yae, lend me your ears... On second thought, hold the ears yourselves. We march upon the thread to kill it... In the name of Pepper! And, of course, muffins!
  9. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Ziffled... *Puts thread on operating table.
    Deadly, lightning please!
    *The patient gets a good dose of voltage.

    *Flubbing the thread with muffin.
    Live, live d**n you! No, don't you dare die on us now. You're too good a thread to do that to us! Live! Live!
    *Meeping can be heard as thread flatlines.

    To Claudia in Dr. McCoy voice: It's dead Jim.
  10. anythingmuppet

    anythingmuppet New Member

    *gasps*

    Count! How could you! :o And you're a man of such responsibility and dignity, how could---


    Ahhhh.

    But wait--
    *gasps*

    My goodness! Count, you charlatan of a moderator, you.
    :D

    Anyone like a double entendre with a lemon on the side? :D
  11. BeakerSqueedom

    BeakerSqueedom Active Member

    LMAO!
    Oh, darn.

    Good job, Doc.
  12. BeakerSqueedom

    BeakerSqueedom Active Member

    Yes, shame on Eddiekins!
    Seriosuly. LOL!
    Kidding. ;)

    I would LOVE some, Nick.
  13. MrsPepper

    MrsPepper Active Member

    Extra lemon, please, Nick.

    Count, I appreciate how hard you tried. But... maybe it's time to... let it go! **starts sobbing**
  14. anythingmuppet

    anythingmuppet New Member

    No you wouldn't, so you don't get any. :p And cause you're my rival, remember? You DON'T LIKE the Terror that Rambles in the Night. Or in the day. Or in Evening. So, no.

    Let's check my hit list:

    Hmm...

    1. Claudia
    2. Count

    SEE! You're number one! Not only that, you're probably making Count jealous. So yeah. No double entendre for you.

    Count's number two because of the...*grunts* PIT INCIDENT. You know what I'm talking about, Number Man.

    D'arneth! A ziffel by the name of Pepper happened. Pepper, you're on AM's Heroes list, so no worries. ;)
  15. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    ... Let it go? Noooooooooooo!
    Where's that Fluffy? Get him to write some new script! Tell him we'll have Kathy Greenwood as a special guest star... And he'll finally get to meet her this time. And there'll be punch!

    *Cannot let T*K*O die like that. *Pumps muffins into the flatlined thread.
  16. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    What a dramatic irony!

    Which reminds me...*finds dramatic iron and dramatically irons pants*
  17. Redsonga

    Redsonga Active Member

    How do you kill a thread about killing? :confused:
  18. Pork

    Pork Active Member

    White a Weapon probably.
  19. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    *fires cannon* Do what sorry?
  20. Beakerfan

    Beakerfan Active Member

    *flies out of the cannon* Whhoooo hoooooooooo!

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