The "Thread Killers Organisation", or "TKO"

[Beakerfan]

I got a stale loaf of Frenchbread, if ya wanna give that a try.

 

[anythingmuppet]

*runs in crying*

Hey! LEAVE FRENCHBREAD ALLOOOONE!

*sobs*
IT'S HARD TO BE SO HARD! YOU THINK IT WANTS TO BE SO STALE AND ICKY TASTING? NO! BUT ALL YOU PEOPLE WANT IS MORE MORE MORE MORE! DON'T SMASH THAT BREAD! IT HAS KIDS! ITS HUSBAND JUST LEFT IT, AND NOW IT HAS TO RAISE THEM BY ITSELF!
*sobs out of thread*...Ooogh...I'm never doing that again.

 

[The Count]

*Comes in... French bread? Ah, ma darlin'... We will make delicious sandwiches together.
*Devours bread turned into bloody steak buns.

Uncle Deadly: Is someone in need of my services?
*Palm starts to glow brighter and bluer.

 

[Beakerfan]

Now whadja guys do that for? Now my cold spaghetti is all alone.....

 

[The Count]

Oh uh... Sorry? There's some garlic bread in the oven if your cold spaghetti wants to... Um, you know, get cozy with da dough.
*Trails off, goes and gets some Swedish meatballs.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

D: I'm scared, momma!

 

[The Count]

Shhh little one... There's a bag of fudge if you just keep quiet.

 

[anythingmuppet]

*loudly bursts in*

Huck-huck, did anyone say FUDGE! Ooh boy! *jumps up and down* Oooh boy! I LOOOOVE fudge!

 

[The Count]

Well... Since it seems you crawled outta dat pit... And none of de holograms is missing...
*Tosses Nick a hunk of fudge.
Make sure Clauds doesn't spot you... She'll fight you for it when there's enough here for her.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

So, my rival comes!
You think you've outbested me?
Ha! Come here and fight like a man!

(Flexes nonexistant muscles)

RAWWWRRR!
(Tackles Nick violently)