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Discussion in 'Classic Muppets' started by miss kermie, Sep 13, 2012.
You ain't allowed to have that...
*Takes back and runs*
I'd ask Rizzo what he'd do for a Klondike bar.
I'd ask Zoot why he's asleep half his life, and when he's awake, he acts like he's in another dimension...
(wakes up) Huh? What? Where am I?
Go back to sleep, Zoot...nobody's landed.
That's what I thought When's our next movie?
Uhh...2013 or 2014, I think...
Am I gonna have lines for once
We'll see, old man...we'll see. It all depends on how you behave!
What do you mean how I behave? Never seen an old man sleep?
Link Hogthrob: And your's truly as well?
(oops, double posted...sorry!)
: Yeah! And don't forget me!
: Like, and me!
: You're probably wondering why I haven't been with the Muppets in awhile. Well, all I can tell you is that I've been in a dark tiny box for several years. And I don't think they're letting me out anytime soon...
DIGIT! How's Leon and Ubu and Lindbergh and Zondra?
This always cracked me up:
: I'm not sure. I haven't seen any of them since the day Kermit told us our show was cancelled. Last I heard, Leon was making a deal with another lizard for car insurance commercials. Fascinating, isn't it? And I believe Lindbergh resides in Canada. And Ubu and Zondra (those were the two that kept interruping our show, right?) went to support some gentelman named Barack.
Ah, democrats, I see. I hope to see you in the new movie!
I'd ask Miss Piggy what kind of kid she wants.
: There's a new movie? The last time the Muppets had a movie was, when, 1999? That's what comes from living in a box for so long. I better see if I still have my agent's number...
To which she would reply a tiny fig(laugh like Andy Williams)
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